Aaron Morey
@aaronmorey.com
"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich"
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
Picked up this little gem on Joy Division's Wikipedia page
![Uneasy with Brotherdale's aggressive personality, the band fired him soon after the sessions. Driving home from the studio, they pulled over and asked Brotherdale to check on a flat tyre; when he got out of the car, they drove off. [23]
In August 1977, Warsaw placed an advertisement in a music shop window seeking a replacement drummer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4sskdh5oa2xf6kj33ejxd76z/bafkreig6abt4c3e3a6h6a2dn7mvsc3eadpbsqbmusjsok4746ydzorsxjq@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Picked up this little gem on Joy Division's Wikipedia page
Sure, there aren't a lot of 6'9" winter olympians. But I still don't appreciate the relish with which people are calling me "the biggest luger"
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Sure, there aren't a lot of 6'9" winter olympians. But I still don't appreciate the relish with which people are calling me "the biggest luger"
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This is my posse's accountant, Num Eric
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
This is my posse's accountant, Num Eric
This is for the Venn Diagram of like four of you, but
John Paul White of The Civil Wars grew up Catholic. But he was born in 1972. So when he was six, two different popes named themselves after him
John Paul White of The Civil Wars grew up Catholic. But he was born in 1972. So when he was six, two different popes named themselves after him
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This is for the Venn Diagram of like four of you, but
John Paul White of The Civil Wars grew up Catholic. But he was born in 1972. So when he was six, two different popes named themselves after him
John Paul White of The Civil Wars grew up Catholic. But he was born in 1972. So when he was six, two different popes named themselves after him
That's also how I feel when I'm watching football and Tony Romo says something like "He sniffed out the spy and dropped into Split Spider Z Kansas." Oh, definitely. I was just thinking
"gorilla grab on the top edge, two nine fifty eight tennty hoop upside, a little low"
Men’s Snowboard Halfpipe Qualification commentator, thank you for your incomprehensible service.
Men’s Snowboard Halfpipe Qualification commentator, thank you for your incomprehensible service.
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That's also how I feel when I'm watching football and Tony Romo says something like "He sniffed out the spy and dropped into Split Spider Z Kansas." Oh, definitely. I was just thinking
I trimmed the beard but kept the soup strainer. My wife is on the fence* about it.
* She's escaped the secure perimeter to start a new life somewhere else
* She's escaped the secure perimeter to start a new life somewhere else
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I trimmed the beard but kept the soup strainer. My wife is on the fence* about it.
* She's escaped the secure perimeter to start a new life somewhere else
* She's escaped the secure perimeter to start a new life somewhere else
Overheard from downstairs
My wife: You can't eat a rosary!
The baby, defiantly: It's a *dessert* rosary
My wife: You can't eat a rosary!
The baby, defiantly: It's a *dessert* rosary
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Overheard from downstairs
My wife: You can't eat a rosary!
The baby, defiantly: It's a *dessert* rosary
My wife: You can't eat a rosary!
The baby, defiantly: It's a *dessert* rosary
I probably won't see it, but I do love the font on the Wuthering Heights commercial
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I probably won't see it, but I do love the font on the Wuthering Heights commercial
I love how hard the competitors breath during curling, the sport where you push a rock very slowly across a slippery surface
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I love how hard the competitors breath during curling, the sport where you push a rock very slowly across a slippery surface
There's a bar on the south side of Milwaukee called Joe's K-Ranch, and somehow they got kranch.com before Heinz could snap it up
Joe's K Ranch
kranch.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
There's a bar on the south side of Milwaukee called Joe's K-Ranch, and somehow they got kranch.com before Heinz could snap it up
Unless it's traveling via the Wicked Witch's bike in a tornado, I have my doubts
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Unless it's traveling via the Wicked Witch's bike in a tornado, I have my doubts
If you diagram this sentence, it creates the Lovecraftian geometry that drives you mad
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If you diagram this sentence, it creates the Lovecraftian geometry that drives you mad
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Those are two very different comics strips so there are going to be very different answers
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Those are two very different comics strips so there are going to be very different answers
They instituted drafts ahead of the US military, I just lost my life savings on Kalshi
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
They instituted drafts ahead of the US military, I just lost my life savings on Kalshi
Remember that beans are good for your heart, then you can fart, to make it better
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Remember that beans are good for your heart, then you can fart, to make it better
This is an important way if looking at things: even if your plans are (for the sake of argument) perfectly good and moral, if you can't accomplish them morally you can't do do them
I am against concentration camps. They are not good. In fact, the human ability to hold large numbers of other human beings in captivity with any degree of humane and responsible treatment is demonstrably and repeatedly terrible. So we shouldn’t do it.
The end.
The end.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This is an important way if looking at things: even if your plans are (for the sake of argument) perfectly good and moral, if you can't accomplish them morally you can't do do them
Reposted by Aaron Morey
for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
H&R Block must have vibe coded their 2025 tax software, because it barely works
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
H&R Block must have vibe coded their 2025 tax software, because it barely works
This is probably really basic, but I'm delighted by the parallelism in Book 1 of the Iliad #Iliad2026
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is probably really basic, but I'm delighted by the parallelism in Book 1 of the Iliad #Iliad2026
It's gauche to drop a link to your blog in the replies, but if anyone wants to see me expand on this thought about Lost In The Cosmos: aaronmorey.com/posts/2022/p...
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
It's gauche to drop a link to your blog in the replies, but if anyone wants to see me expand on this thought about Lost In The Cosmos: aaronmorey.com/posts/2022/p...
Heck yeah, this guy looks like he should be named Lion Feral
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Heck yeah, this guy looks like he should be named Lion Feral