damn it’s aaron
@aaronwarning.bsky.social
Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 1% Overall, Top 5 All Time Horror Feature writer on Coverfly (RIP).
The first episode of Girls aired closer to the release of The Matrix than it did to today.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The first episode of Girls aired closer to the release of The Matrix than it did to today.
The last Fifty Shades book came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The last Fifty Shades book came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
Yung Lean’s first EP came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yung Lean’s first EP came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
The White Stripes’ breakup is closer in time to the release of Wild Wild West than it is to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The White Stripes’ breakup is closer in time to the release of Wild Wild West than it is to the present day.
I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day.
bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend
Post your favorite Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Post your favorite Christmas movie
flagged for rude
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Look at this big motherfucker
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Look at this big motherfucker
some stuff i shot
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
some stuff i shot
cleansing your tl with a cuttlefish i saw
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
cleansing your tl with a cuttlefish i saw
Got bit by a shark.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Got bit by a shark.
Howzit, what’s lekker?
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Howzit, what’s lekker?
imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French
September 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French
To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide
For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef.
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef.
Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley?
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley?
I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP.
July 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP.
Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family.
If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me
July 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me
