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damn it’s aaron
@aaronwarning.bsky.social
Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 1% Overall, Top 5 All Time Horror Feature writer on Coverfly (RIP).
Smoke, Stack, and Punished Stack
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The first episode of Girls aired closer to the release of The Matrix than it did to today.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The last Fifty Shades book came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yung Lean’s first EP came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The White Stripes’ breakup is closer in time to the release of Wild Wild West than it is to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I remember a story of a young producer talking to an older exec who suggested Chris Rock for a role in a project, and the young producer said “Or someone who’s this generation’s Chris Rock, like Kevin Hart,” just to see the color drain from the exec’s face.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM