i like when butcher shops have pictures of livestock on the wall. so you can see what they looked like before
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i like when butcher shops have pictures of livestock on the wall. so you can see what they looked like before
why does it look like she’s about to start singing What Dreams Are Made Of with her Italian brunette popstar twin
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
why does it look like she’s about to start singing What Dreams Are Made Of with her Italian brunette popstar twin
an intervention where a guy’s friends confront him over how well he’s doing and how he doesn’t have time to do drugs with them anymore
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
an intervention where a guy’s friends confront him over how well he’s doing and how he doesn’t have time to do drugs with them anymore
santa came early! he always gets so embarrassed when that happens
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
santa came early! he always gets so embarrassed when that happens
i saw mommy arguing with santa claus about the car payment and the electricity bill while they smoked cigarettes on the porch
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i saw mommy arguing with santa claus about the car payment and the electricity bill while they smoked cigarettes on the porch
i can’t believe [redacted] was in the epstein files i trusted that guy
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i can’t believe [redacted] was in the epstein files i trusted that guy
the world is a scary place. like at any given moment there are groups of men in their early 20s looking to buy podcast equipment
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the world is a scary place. like at any given moment there are groups of men in their early 20s looking to buy podcast equipment
i am not chopped and cooked i am minced and sautéed in a little olive oil on medium heat until golden brown
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i am not chopped and cooked i am minced and sautéed in a little olive oil on medium heat until golden brown
i’m an artist which means i could never be a mother. i hate everything i create
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i’m an artist which means i could never be a mother. i hate everything i create
person who definitely doesn’t have a hoarding problem: oh i’ll keep this just in case
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
person who definitely doesn’t have a hoarding problem: oh i’ll keep this just in case
i always forget that the anxiety i feel over being late somewhere is nothing compared to the anxiety i feel being so early i’m nearly the only one there. in an empty room i feel less human with each passing second
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i always forget that the anxiety i feel over being late somewhere is nothing compared to the anxiety i feel being so early i’m nearly the only one there. in an empty room i feel less human with each passing second
i am just a girl with tears in her eyes, love in her heart, and crumbs in her pockets. can’t stop shoving crackers in there for when i’m feeling a bit peckish on the go
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i am just a girl with tears in her eyes, love in her heart, and crumbs in her pockets. can’t stop shoving crackers in there for when i’m feeling a bit peckish on the go
it’s not that i “never go out,” it’s more that the universe is in such alignment that i feel safe to be out on the town. my presence is rare and therefore highly coveted. when i finally show up somewhere it is an omen that nature is in balance
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it’s not that i “never go out,” it’s more that the universe is in such alignment that i feel safe to be out on the town. my presence is rare and therefore highly coveted. when i finally show up somewhere it is an omen that nature is in balance
they cured ham? i didn’t know he was ill, haven’t spoken to him since ‘05
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
they cured ham? i didn’t know he was ill, haven’t spoken to him since ‘05
it’s so awesome to live in a society that is actively falling apart in every single way imaginable
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it’s so awesome to live in a society that is actively falling apart in every single way imaginable
Reposted by “abbey”
This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about
bar bathrooms that do not have hooks on the back of the door are homophobic and sexist. where else are we supposed to put our little bags?
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
bar bathrooms that do not have hooks on the back of the door are homophobic and sexist. where else are we supposed to put our little bags?
potion seller let me try some free samples and now i’m a giant toad with a hopeless crush on him
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
potion seller let me try some free samples and now i’m a giant toad with a hopeless crush on him
walked past a fire station while lighting a joint and 3 firefighters tackled me to the ground
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
walked past a fire station while lighting a joint and 3 firefighters tackled me to the ground
me: listen pal, “i’m just following orders” isn’t gonna cut it. that’s what the nazis said
elf on the shelf: 🙂
elf on the shelf: 🙂
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
me: listen pal, “i’m just following orders” isn’t gonna cut it. that’s what the nazis said
elf on the shelf: 🙂
elf on the shelf: 🙂
my circadian rhythm is all messed up i sleep offbeat
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
my circadian rhythm is all messed up i sleep offbeat
you are letting the chips fall where they may i am controlling the chips with my mind we are not the same
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
you are letting the chips fall where they may i am controlling the chips with my mind we are not the same
it’s so annoying when tragedy befalls me
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it’s so annoying when tragedy befalls me
one day i used xD earnestly for the last time and didn’t even realize it
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
one day i used xD earnestly for the last time and didn’t even realize it