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I learned just one thing when I was young: pretend that you hate everything you love
Seinfeld episode The Pen, with the exact same script and actors, but directed by David Lynch and scored by Angelo Badalamenti
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“I am in way over my head”
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The more I think about this the more annoying it is. One of the earliest realizations I had reading ancient literature was “wow these people with whom I share basically no experiences, assumptions, or values are just like me”
A common assumption is that throughout history, people have experienced the same basic range of emotions. A radical field of history now challenges this assumption, Gal Beckerman reports. theatln.tc/KD2QRX9Y

🎨: Nicolás Ortega
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
On the off chance that Uncle Billy remembers what he did with the $8000, do you think Potter would even bother coming up with an explanation when confronted about it?
December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This was a good joke
Everyone who pretended to be Defector’s last intern is gone
Would you like to be Defector's next intern? defector.com/would-you-li...
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There are a lot of trans people who are broke and jobless right now
this is a lot of money but in a decade she’ll be broke and jobless
NEW: Riley Gaines, the former collegiate swimmer turned right-wing media figure, made $474,313 last year from the conservative nonprofit org, the Leadership Institute. More striking than her total comp was the way it was structured.

For @sportico.bsky.social 👇

www.sportico.com/business/med...
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die, swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It’s annoying that all my turn ons are just “men (and sometimes women) treating me badly”
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I wanna do really cliche sex role plays
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I think there’s a pretty significant portion of Americans who think that getting raped is just part of going to prison. And that people who do get raped in prison deserve it. And I bet there’s a pretty big overlap between those people and people who hate trans people
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s not enough that I am allowed to have my opinion and it’s not enough to face no criticism for that opinion. I must be praised and rewarded for my opinion. That’s free speech
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So that’s like 7 or 8 Mars Volta songs?
Apple Music says I listened to 370 hours of rush 240 hours of mars Volta and 200 hours of the talking heads this year. Who wants me
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Everyone who pretended to be Defector’s last intern is gone
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wrote an essay about how Socrates is demonic and my TA suggested I read the sources more carefully and corrected the spelling to “daimon.” Will the religious discrimination in this country never end???
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sidebar: has he asked for forgiveness?
You, right now, regret shit you've done

Should we always call you a shit-head despite your pleas for forgiveness?

Is that what you want?
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I just feel like we’re sleeping on the “Christo-“ part of Christo-fascism sometimes idk
I typed out like three posts about how even though the whole OU essay is an obvious grift we should still pay attention to the stuff about Satan and the demonic but then I deleted it
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I typed out like three posts about how even though the whole OU essay is an obvious grift we should still pay attention to the stuff about Satan and the demonic but then I deleted it
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oprah also fucked me (and I’m assuming many others) up by putting on that sensationalist “Pregnant Man!” episode and treating him like a freak show instead of just explaining what a trans person is
Oh, Oprah is the reason I have trust issues.

Dr. Oz, Dr Phil, Rfk Jr, JD fucking Vance…

Oprah must pay for her crimes
And who platformed Jenny McCarthy? Oprah
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss:

It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!

www.burnsnotice.com/that-viral-e...
That Viral Essay Scandal is (SURPRISE!) Actually About Trans People
A shoddy Oklahoma University essay went viral. Cis people think this is about conservatives whining for better grades. Trans people see a planned attack on a trans academic. (Note for free subscriber...
www.burnsnotice.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It does not make one iota of a difference to me whether Die Hard is or is not a Christmas movie
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Scorpio: You will have a wonderful realization and then a few really bad ones and then another pretty good one, but not so good it gets you outta the red. Still, one of your best weeks yet.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is the best of bad options imo. I learned this the hard way as TA. I’m just glad there wasn’t the same kind of right-wing anti-higher ed media apparatus then
Give them a C-
if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM