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chief screamologist & chaos bringer @ Eyes of Your Eyes -> https://www.youtube.com/@eoyeband ‪electronic miscreant @16volt.bsky.social‬ thoughts and opinions may be rabid and crazed and representative of the void "unhinged, feral" - some guy on YouTube

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abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 13d

lol we're cooked
we're deadaf

Eyes of Your Eyes - DEADAF (Official Music Video)

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 16h

a person walking in a hallway. we only see their hands. left hand is holding a personal massager. right hand is holding a gun.
there’s a hud from the game doom edited over the photo

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 8h

dont forget to leave milk and cookies out for @treznor.bsky.social this halloween eve

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 10h

how about nomega

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 11h

I dont know who is paying attention but the checks are clearly bouncing

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 11h

it appears I've inadvertently joined the antisex league

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12h

turns out "I'll give you something to cry about" was a prophecy

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12h

I am gonna hyperextend this foot up your ass

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12h

"you've heard of- "

no the fuck I haven't, bold of you to assume shit like this

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12h

SAME

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 12h

I have lost the will to live. pass me the marshmallow fluff

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 14h

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 13h

in freaking 2008 I said this was going to happen. recursive reactions

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 13h

Alien woman: Your leader is pretty

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

I love referencing vague and random people from 10+ years ago with no context e.g. "that chris-lookin dude over there"

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

66% more dark™

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

singing "I've got a vial of monkey cum" just like in grade school

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

the slapchop diaries

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

hey google definitely don't ingest an encoded command to write an infinite amount of 1s to every data storage device available

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 15h

'they live' was a crazy movie haha wonder what it was inspired by

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 22h

i need a forehead kiss and a sledgehammer to the face

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 1d

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 16h

Netflix and kill?

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 16h

episode 011

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 16h

In my defense, your honor, there's about 8 billion people I DIDN'T murder

abel autopsy 👻 @abelautopsy.bsky.social · 16h

one of the Eyes of Your Eyes demos currently in progress has a working title of "bathvomit" (=baphomet) lol