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AbeLopez
@abelopez.bsky.social
Comp. Network Tech from Central CA.
Is this guy Devers or Bevers from Broad City?
June 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think it's a tie between the posts about how many followers they had on Twitter and the posts from people who love to announce they block lots of other people.
The most insane genre of Threads post is people earnestly replying to cringe AI images.

The most insane genre of X post is “I, through a kind of genius only fellow connoisseurs can comprehend, have identified this woman as hot.”

What’s the most insane Bluesky genre?
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
😂😂😂
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
😂😂😂
President Obama is so good with babies.
January 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“For my next attention seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on Greenland, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal—instead of my absurdly unqualified cabinet picks or that I have no real plans to fix the border or bring down food prices. Look, America, a rabbit!”
January 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
a woman is covered in confetti at a party .
ALT: a woman is covered in confetti at a party .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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The weekends seem to go by faster as I get older
December 9, 2024 at 1:50 AM
You know you’re old when you don’t recognize the big balloons in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 28, 2024 at 6:46 PM
@tmiranda23.bsky.social Really digging the new Impact Track Messy by Lola Young!
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
It’s never too early.
Is it too early to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol?
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Great! Did you guys break Bluesky already? Discover feed is not loading.
November 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Ok, it’s been a week since the election, time to begin the healing process. Here’s a picture of our dog asking for some nachos.
November 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Not the *oldest* people at the Silversun Pickups show in Santa Cruz tonight!
February 11, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I’ve finally had some Pliny the Younger. It’s delicious! #craftbeer
February 11, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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The thing about Joe Biden being an elderly man with a poor memory is that his likely opponent is an elderly man with a poor memory who has been indicted for 91 felonies and found liable for rape
February 9, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Well I finally deleted my Twitter app. I guess I’ll be screaming into this void now.
February 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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one of my electoral politics hobbyhorses is that it is a mistake to treat trump as distinct from republicans. important to do everything possible to remind voters that he is a republican who wants to do republican shit, including cut your medicare and social security
Republicans Are Planning to Totally Privatize Medicare — And Fast
If Donald Trump becomes president again, Republicans' 2025 policy agenda will “greatly accelerate” efforts to privatize Medicare.
www.rollingstone.com
February 9, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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“Republicans are wagering that, for the first time in the nation’s history, a party can win a presidential election by promising to promote civil disorder and contempt for the rule of law.”
How Trump turned the GOP into the party of lawless disorder
Can Republicans win by promoting contempt for the rule of law? We're about to find out.
www.publicnotice.co
February 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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The single best thing about this website is I don’t know who the CEO is
February 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Block and move on. Block and move on. Block on a whim, Block weird replies. We are not here to "win" the internet, we are here to read cool posts from experts and artists we would never ordinarily be able to interact with, and occasionally promote our own cool stuff to like-minded weirdos.
Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
February 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM