Squish Master Deluxe
@abicere47.bsky.social
Likes:
Video games,Meat,Funny dog videos,talking birds,bunnies
Books/Music/Movies
Dislikes:
Religion,Politics,Pirates (porch, media), Palestinian's playing the victim, GoFundMe posts
Tolerates:
Hardly anyone anymore
Not a bot but wish I was sometimes
Video games,Meat,Funny dog videos,talking birds,bunnies
Books/Music/Movies
Dislikes:
Religion,Politics,Pirates (porch, media), Palestinian's playing the victim, GoFundMe posts
Tolerates:
Hardly anyone anymore
Not a bot but wish I was sometimes
I need more weird cartoons to watch
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I need more weird cartoons to watch
Found this while I was rummaging the Internet. It's adorable
Sealook seals be living the good life
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Sealook seals be living the good life
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SEALOOK ⭐FULL EPISODES⭐ㅣSEALOOKㅣ90MIN Episodes Compilation
YouTube video by SEALOOK Official
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December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Found this while I was rummaging the Internet. It's adorable
Sealook seals be living the good life
youtu.be/R-nxYqoR1f0?...
Sealook seals be living the good life
youtu.be/R-nxYqoR1f0?...
I made milk barley tea this morning. It didn't last very long. Gonna have to make a couple quarts later
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I made milk barley tea this morning. It didn't last very long. Gonna have to make a couple quarts later
Y'all think I should get a cake for my birthday? Or just you know set a Tesla on fire instead?
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Y'all think I should get a cake for my birthday? Or just you know set a Tesla on fire instead?
I see you motherfucker. 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I see you motherfucker. 🤣
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December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why do people on bluesky feel the need to make a play by play of a sport they are watching? Like you start shouting goal and the rest of us have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about. By that point it's just pointless spam. Please stop
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Why do people on bluesky feel the need to make a play by play of a sport they are watching? Like you start shouting goal and the rest of us have no fucking idea what the fuck you're talking about. By that point it's just pointless spam. Please stop
If you ask a question on bluesky and you don't get the answer you want, dont be a fucking asshole to the person who answered your question. If they weren't rude to you you absolutely shouldn't be rude to them. Might as well start calling yourself a Republican you start doing shit like that 😡
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If you ask a question on bluesky and you don't get the answer you want, dont be a fucking asshole to the person who answered your question. If they weren't rude to you you absolutely shouldn't be rude to them. Might as well start calling yourself a Republican you start doing shit like that 😡
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100% Agree! FFS every one living in trump’s amerikkka STOP PAYING INCOME TAX!! Stop it right tf now!! They fired all the workers so they couldn’t get the rich people. Now it’s our turn to say Fuck You! I’m not paying not a dime to this corrupt government regime! Fuck you! Make Me!
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
100% Agree! FFS every one living in trump’s amerikkka STOP PAYING INCOME TAX!! Stop it right tf now!! They fired all the workers so they couldn’t get the rich people. Now it’s our turn to say Fuck You! I’m not paying not a dime to this corrupt government regime! Fuck you! Make Me!
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I stopped .. they don't have anyone to chase people .
Stop paying taxes to Nazis.
Stop paying taxes to Nazis.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I stopped .. they don't have anyone to chase people .
Stop paying taxes to Nazis.
Stop paying taxes to Nazis.
So I bought some chocolate chip cookies and they have this very unique flavor to them. I swear I taste soy sauce
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So I bought some chocolate chip cookies and they have this very unique flavor to them. I swear I taste soy sauce
Y'all bitch when people say something you don't like as if their opinion doesn't matter but then when they remain silent you also throw a shit fit because they are saying nothing at all? Fucking people boggle the mind. I swear the entitlement of some fucking people is unreal.
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Y'all bitch when people say something you don't like as if their opinion doesn't matter but then when they remain silent you also throw a shit fit because they are saying nothing at all? Fucking people boggle the mind. I swear the entitlement of some fucking people is unreal.
Palia just got an update on Xbox. It better be more story or I'm deleting that game. Damned tired of QoL bullshit I won't even use. As a matter of fact all you damned developers out there need to stop this "we'll give them a new shirt to shut them up" mentality cause I WANT STORY!! Not furniture!😡😡
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Palia just got an update on Xbox. It better be more story or I'm deleting that game. Damned tired of QoL bullshit I won't even use. As a matter of fact all you damned developers out there need to stop this "we'll give them a new shirt to shut them up" mentality cause I WANT STORY!! Not furniture!😡😡
USPS has become absolute dog shit. They keep running off with my packages and I have to spend hours on the phone trying to get it and I keep having to threaten these assholes with getting police involved. Just shut them the fuck down already they're just crooks and thieves #USPS sucks ass
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
USPS has become absolute dog shit. They keep running off with my packages and I have to spend hours on the phone trying to get it and I keep having to threaten these assholes with getting police involved. Just shut them the fuck down already they're just crooks and thieves #USPS sucks ass
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All of this was attempted before and we were never taught about it. In 1933, the billionaires of their time, tried to over throw the US goverment via military coup.
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#Billionaires plotted to overthrow FDR in 1933 and we were intentionally never taught about it. Have you heard of this before? The "Business Plot". The media of the time called it a hoax. Gov buried the report. I was able to find documentation. #History we ignore gets repeated. Ever heard of this? 👇
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
All of this was attempted before and we were never taught about it. In 1933, the billionaires of their time, tried to over throw the US goverment via military coup.
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ICE is a bully. They step over your civil liberties, freedom and your bodies, treat you as if a slave they can do whatever they want with. Stop making excuses for why you can't fight back because Fear is what gives a bully their power. Stop being afraid and stand up for yourselves and what's right.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ICE is a bully. They step over your civil liberties, freedom and your bodies, treat you as if a slave they can do whatever they want with. Stop making excuses for why you can't fight back because Fear is what gives a bully their power. Stop being afraid and stand up for yourselves and what's right.
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Smash or Pass?
Spicy orange beef stir-fry |👨🍳Wei Guo at redhousespice .com 🍽️
Spicy orange beef stir-fry |👨🍳Wei Guo at redhousespice .com 🍽️
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Smash or Pass?
Spicy orange beef stir-fry |👨🍳Wei Guo at redhousespice .com 🍽️
Spicy orange beef stir-fry |👨🍳Wei Guo at redhousespice .com 🍽️
I bought chai seeds to eat because I was curious mostly and I need more fiber. But then I had a thought so I decided to take some of the seeds and grow them. And I have a sprout!! 🌱 It's so cute 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I bought chai seeds to eat because I was curious mostly and I need more fiber. But then I had a thought so I decided to take some of the seeds and grow them. And I have a sprout!! 🌱 It's so cute 🥰
Went into a Roblox game. And I decided for amusement to cause my character to fall over and look dead. Then as people walked by I would say things like "I'm dead, pray for me" or "someone just walked over my grave, or maybe it was a goose" but they all ran away. Does no one laugh anymore? 😔
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Went into a Roblox game. And I decided for amusement to cause my character to fall over and look dead. Then as people walked by I would say things like "I'm dead, pray for me" or "someone just walked over my grave, or maybe it was a goose" but they all ran away. Does no one laugh anymore? 😔
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America is "West Russia" now.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
America is "West Russia" now.
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Wish we could delete his presidency!
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Wish we could delete his presidency!
I went outside.
I touched grass.
I deeply regret my actions.
I touched grass.
I deeply regret my actions.
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I went outside.
I touched grass.
I deeply regret my actions.
I touched grass.
I deeply regret my actions.
It's 4:30 am and I want burritos. Burritos in the early morning. What kind of monster do you have to be to want burritos that early?!
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It's 4:30 am and I want burritos. Burritos in the early morning. What kind of monster do you have to be to want burritos that early?!
So my landlord again without telling me decided to check for leaks which I'm fine with. I not ok with him putting red food coloring in the toilet tank. Apparently he thinks I'm blind and can't see water if there was a leak. But now I flush my toilet and the water is fucking pink! PINK!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So my landlord again without telling me decided to check for leaks which I'm fine with. I not ok with him putting red food coloring in the toilet tank. Apparently he thinks I'm blind and can't see water if there was a leak. But now I flush my toilet and the water is fucking pink! PINK!!!
My landlord turned off the water without warning me first so now I'm sitting here with dried ajax bleach on my hands 😑
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My landlord turned off the water without warning me first so now I'm sitting here with dried ajax bleach on my hands 😑