Abjurer
@abjurer.bsky.social
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Free Worlds League historian, Deep Rock Galactic certified Engineer and Gunner, MannCo Medic, and retired Dagorhir fighter. He/him 🏴
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abjurer.bsky.social
I'm finally getting around to actually posting some of my mechs. I still have to work on the bases, but I'm happy with how these turned out.

#battletech #mechwarrior #miniaturepainting
A set of miniatures from the Battletech gaming franchise, painted in Marik Militia livery. From left to right: Hermes II, Wolverine, Griffin, Icarus II.
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kingnickolas.bsky.social
Dadding is crazy bc I'm in a very serious business strategy meeting with elmos farm song stuck in my head
abjurer.bsky.social
Not certain its him, but it really makes you wonder if they're gunning for the guy.
abjurer.bsky.social
More or less. They probably would have adopted some Norse rune instead, but at least the Navajo would get to keep the Whirling Log.
abjurer.bsky.social
I heard the advice "Don't skimp out on whatever separates you from the ground. That covers shoes, mattresses, chairs, etc.
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bencollins.bsky.social
The whole party has been consumed by the mods of a 2014 incel forum where people talk about shooting up a supermarket because they saw a woman in yoga pants.
laurajedeed.bsky.social
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen
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abjurer.bsky.social
Evangelical converts to Catholicism are appropriating Italian culture. Being Catholic and going to war with the Pope was something they've been doing for *centuries* and then some waspy MFer stumbles in like he invented being a Ghibelline.
mtsw.bsky.social
Once again noting how annoying it is that adult converts to Catholicism are trying to destroy the church whenever it does something that's not extremely conservative. Just walk out! You can leave!
abjurer.bsky.social
He had a recipe in the Discworld Cookbook for bread and water that was an exercise in over-engineering security measures to avoid being poisoned, followed by his philosophy to make yourself indispensable to the elites, so they don't want you dead, then eat whatever you like. Brilliant.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
this is serious; ICE agents in foreign environments (eg Chicago) dry up in their carapace within 18 hours without a regular supply of energy drink and punisher logos; by noon they won't even be able to flex in the mirror to make themselves feel like big boys; the decline after that is precipitous
samthielman.com
thoughts and prayers to all the ICE agents who can’t get paid now
abjurer.bsky.social
Quote with your first anime.

I was gonna post Trigun, but then I remembered this playing on Nickelodeon in the mid-80s.
Promotional art for the Mysterious Cities of Gold TV show.
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jkass99.bsky.social
Trump did promise to run the government like one of his businesses, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it shut down again
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rincewind.run
the democrats do not listen to this particular random dude on the internet, but: do not listen to the stupid headlines, hold the line, let Trump and company brag about how much damage they’re doing

fuck these people, give them nothing, show the public that none of this is acceptable or normal
abjurer.bsky.social
With every summer breaking heat records, that might actually be in the cards.
abjurer.bsky.social
What, he's doing Foucault's Boomerang in reverse? 🙄
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abjurer.bsky.social
Between this and the Creakiest Tank in the Army at Trump's birthday parade, I'm starting to see a pattern.
abjurer.bsky.social
That has to be parody, right? Nobody would actually proudly proclaim they're weightlifting for Jesus while implying they're still cranking it.

... right?
abjurer.bsky.social
This reads like some 40K bullshit, but Altman's trying to talk about how cool that is. This can't end well.
abjurer.bsky.social
She's got both of the characters' nuances down cold. I want to see her version of Odo almost as a test run for a Mr House impression.
abjurer.bsky.social
My daughter just laughs at how dumb they look. The opportunity for that to roast someone hasn't come up yet, though.
abjurer.bsky.social
"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the imag-OWOWOWOWOW IT BURNS!"
abjurer.bsky.social
This feels like a Mad Magazine article.
abjurer.bsky.social
If you told 13 year old me that they were going to make an MTG card of Cecil from Final Fantasy IV, I would have exploded from pure fanboy glee. If you told 27 year old me they were going to make an MTG card out of the American Office, I would have told you to lay off the weed.
abjurer.bsky.social
Ohhh, is that what he's doing. Furniture just seemed so goddamn random...
abjurer.bsky.social
At least this time he's putting himself on the block for this one. If nothing else, that takes some brass.