Ryan Kallberg
@absinthetics.bsky.social
here exclusively to post bad takes on DAS BOOT
formerly: The Onion, the reality TV industry, the poker tables, the bottom of a black hole
formerly: The Onion, the reality TV industry, the poker tables, the bottom of a black hole
I remember you talking about how kind he was. Glad he was there for you at a time you desperately needed it. So sad that he’s not now.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I remember you talking about how kind he was. Glad he was there for you at a time you desperately needed it. So sad that he’s not now.
My AOL account was a temporary patch-over while I moved around, and I didn’t really ever use it, but technically it existed.
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My AOL account was a temporary patch-over while I moved around, and I didn’t really ever use it, but technically it existed.
I mean, it’s a long-ass movie, I get that. But just because I obviously haven’t made other fuckin’ plans doesn’t mean I want to be treated like a hostage.
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I mean, it’s a long-ass movie, I get that. But just because I obviously haven’t made other fuckin’ plans doesn’t mean I want to be treated like a hostage.
There were 25 minutes of trailers and ads before Kill Bill: TWBA. For a show that is already four hours and 35 minutes long.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There were 25 minutes of trailers and ads before Kill Bill: TWBA. For a show that is already four hours and 35 minutes long.
The Costco parking lot here is 77 and sunny
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Costco parking lot here is 77 and sunny
Hitting ‘like’ without co-signing feels wrong somehow, so … co-sign?
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hitting ‘like’ without co-signing feels wrong somehow, so … co-sign?
It is not, however, long enough to accommodate the “hang on, I have to eat and take a shower” delay of an ill-prepared student who just finished a final.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It is not, however, long enough to accommodate the “hang on, I have to eat and take a shower” delay of an ill-prepared student who just finished a final.
Though, to be fair, he accomplishes it faster without the monkey.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Though, to be fair, he accomplishes it faster without the monkey.
(ps I love Christmas music don’t @ me)
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
(ps I love Christmas music don’t @ me)
Well that might have got me blocked
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Well that might have got me blocked