Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Physicist: this is schrödinger's cup.
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Programmer: the best cup is no cup
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Product manager: the cup satisfies two strategic customer use cases, resulting in a projected increase to our NPS score
Pessimist: the cup is ½ empty
Physicist: this is schrödinger's cup.