Abe 🌿
@acabraham.bsky.social
Portland pizza boy & recreational overthinker 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
He/him, 30.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
He/him, 30.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
Cool company! If you ask which way they want you to walk around their work vehicles blocking the whole sidewalk on a busy street they’ll scream at you & get in your face taking pictures.
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Cool company! If you ask which way they want you to walk around their work vehicles blocking the whole sidewalk on a busy street they’ll scream at you & get in your face taking pictures.
Knitting a sweater for some friends’ forthcoming tiny human!
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Knitting a sweater for some friends’ forthcoming tiny human!
Angela insisting “everyone in Portland starts businesses with CSAM guys!” unaware she’s CSAM Guy Georg
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Angela insisting “everyone in Portland starts businesses with CSAM guys!” unaware she’s CSAM Guy Georg
Congrats to @genderlessrodent.bsky.social for annoying the worst people in the city
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Congrats to @genderlessrodent.bsky.social for annoying the worst people in the city
Shoutout Lou for reminding me this stuff exists
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Shoutout Lou for reminding me this stuff exists
The “where I’d live” game is a lot less interesting when there’s laws against you using the bathroom in a lot of states :/
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The “where I’d live” game is a lot less interesting when there’s laws against you using the bathroom in a lot of states :/
Had a similar interaction with some folks doing work for Rapid Response yesterday!
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Had a similar interaction with some folks doing work for Rapid Response yesterday!
Real neat how Rapid Response & other city vendors are allowed to illegally park on the sidewalk in a bus zone (double whammy) even when there’s an empty parking lot next to their worksite!
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Real neat how Rapid Response & other city vendors are allowed to illegally park on the sidewalk in a bus zone (double whammy) even when there’s an empty parking lot next to their worksite!
Thank goodness PBOT freed these desperately needed parking spots from continuing to be an outdoor dining area! Coffee Beer’s still real sweet though
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thank goodness PBOT freed these desperately needed parking spots from continuing to be an outdoor dining area! Coffee Beer’s still real sweet though
They got back to me! Kind of a rich text.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They got back to me! Kind of a rich text.
Big year for listening to @cheekface.bsky.social! What a blast to see them both in Chicago and Portland.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Big year for listening to @cheekface.bsky.social! What a blast to see them both in Chicago and Portland.
A longtime Portland teacher is looking for a living kidney donor. Please take a moment to read his story & share!
docs.google.com/document/u/0...
docs.google.com/document/u/0...
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A longtime Portland teacher is looking for a living kidney donor. Please take a moment to read his story & share!
docs.google.com/document/u/0...
docs.google.com/document/u/0...
As a fiber guy, I loved the special exhibit on Salish Coast wool weaving. I did not take enough pictures.
A little kid who was also looking at the moccasins was so excited that she also had flowers on her shoes and “matched the art.”
A little kid who was also looking at the moccasins was so excited that she also had flowers on her shoes and “matched the art.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
As a fiber guy, I loved the special exhibit on Salish Coast wool weaving. I did not take enough pictures.
A little kid who was also looking at the moccasins was so excited that she also had flowers on her shoes and “matched the art.”
A little kid who was also looking at the moccasins was so excited that she also had flowers on her shoes and “matched the art.”
Has anyone ever actually converted to Christianity because they found a piece of trash that looks like counterfeit money & checked out their website
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Has anyone ever actually converted to Christianity because they found a piece of trash that looks like counterfeit money & checked out their website
This person is off their rocker
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This person is off their rocker
I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m a principled man but if anyone ran on a platform of reducing the number of lakes on Cesar Chavez Blvd I’d vote for them
Prep cook Spock reporting for a shift beer
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for a shift beer
Prep cook Spock reporting for duty
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Prep cook Spock reporting for duty
Man, the O’s really trying to Milkshake Duck the frog, huh? The link to the “online comments” is to a paywalled Telegraph article with this headline.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Man, the O’s really trying to Milkshake Duck the frog, huh? The link to the “online comments” is to a paywalled Telegraph article with this headline.
I know Alejandro Kirk’s short but why’d they have to set up a camera like the forced perspective hobbit shots from Lord of the Rings
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know Alejandro Kirk’s short but why’d they have to set up a camera like the forced perspective hobbit shots from Lord of the Rings
It’s a bike lane, not a parking spot, jackass.
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s a bike lane, not a parking spot, jackass.
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
(Note: iPhone took this on night mode; it’s much less visible in real life)
The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The very sweet merch person for @ekkoastral.bsky.social gave me this really rad sticker when I came by to drop off this patch I made. Great set!
Beautiful day in the hellhole warzone of SE Portland! Come getcha pizza.
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Beautiful day in the hellhole warzone of SE Portland! Come getcha pizza.
New utility poles on Belmont have reduced the available sidewalk for pedestrians by at least half. It does not seem large enough for a wheelchair to get through.
September 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
New utility poles on Belmont have reduced the available sidewalk for pedestrians by at least half. It does not seem large enough for a wheelchair to get through.