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Abe 🌿
@acabraham.bsky.social
Portland pizza boy & recreational overthinker 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
He/him, 30.
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
Honestly feels like an extension of Evangelical gender roles, the whole “men are violent sex animals unless respectable women are around to impress” complex.
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Angela insisting “everyone in Portland starts businesses with CSAM guys!” unaware she’s CSAM Guy Georg
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“We are much more comfortable with greater numbers of homeless people in the Portland Metro area than with having middle income families in our town, we hope you understand.”
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
When I worked in childcare we had to have milk on hand during morning program all the time, even if we were serving other dairy with breakfast & none of the kids drank it. By literal state law we could lose accreditation if we didn’t buy a half gallon of milk & throw it out every week.
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Wild to say “this is about good judgement” in an editorial not calling for Dan Ryan’s resignation IMO! Dude has some major issues with judgement & is lashing out like an aughts Sam Adams
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
What I’m saying is that a pizza cart would be one of those bad boys with a supply of fridge par-baked sliced pies from a central shop, meaning all the great pizza places around town could set up carts as a low-cost, seasonal business expansion to get great pie new places
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
pizza profesh here & there are small industrial ovens that can be pretty mobile with the right support but generally they’re not big enough to cook a pizza in. They are however great for by-the-slice (1/2)
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Just learned my workplace prices our pies about 20% below average, that’s neat!
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I don’t think we need a stop at SE 58th, 60th, and 61st, for example!
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Genuinely if everyone cared about things the way furries care about things we’d be in a utopia by now
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Like, maybe you genuinely don’t know much about the economy of youth athletics but most young adults playing for college teams don’t even get scholarships for it
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m sorry, do you think that average high school athletes receive college scholarships? That average athletes are on college teams at any level? Do you know how sports work?
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Like seriously, @scififan.bsky.social, what happened? People aren’t born thinking “we need to discriminate in public schools so that an approximate dozen girls nationally don’t get an unfair advantage in the unfair advantage contest”
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Statistically, trans people do not play competitive sports, if we’re looking at the tens of thousands of high school athletes. This user would like to ban the dozen girls nationwide from playing with their friends through high school. What a sad human being to target this tiny group.
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The average WNBA player is taller than the average American man.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM