jon crook
@acheronxl.bsky.social
Player of things
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Of all the flavors of cum, peppermint is probably my favorite.
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Of all the flavors of cum, peppermint is probably my favorite.
There have to be a nonzero number of dogs that go to hell.
January 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
There have to be a nonzero number of dogs that go to hell.
The first thought I had was Groundhog Day.
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The first thought I had was Groundhog Day.
Reposted by jon crook
This should be perma-death stuff. Don't shop at Target ever again, even if they reverse course in the future.
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This should be perma-death stuff. Don't shop at Target ever again, even if they reverse course in the future.
Going to a fast food restaurant, spending $5 and leaving full.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Going to a fast food restaurant, spending $5 and leaving full.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a cider drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a Bolton drink
He drinks a Barnsley drink
He drinks a Nelson drink
He drinks a Coine drink
He drinks a Burnley drink
He drinks a Bradford drink
He drinks a Buxton drink
He drinks a Crewe dri
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a cider drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a Bolton drink
He drinks a Barnsley drink
He drinks a Nelson drink
He drinks a Coine drink
He drinks a Burnley drink
He drinks a Bradford drink
He drinks a Buxton drink
He drinks a Crewe dri
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a cider drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a Bolton drink
He drinks a Barnsley drink
He drinks a Nelson drink
He drinks a Coine drink
He drinks a Burnley drink
He drinks a Bradford drink
He drinks a Buxton drink
He drinks a Crewe dri
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a cider drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a Bolton drink
He drinks a Barnsley drink
He drinks a Nelson drink
He drinks a Coine drink
He drinks a Burnley drink
He drinks a Bradford drink
He drinks a Buxton drink
He drinks a Crewe dri
Localization vs translation
What fascinates me is how all of these countries would vote in, or have already voted in, their local equivalents of Trump with a minimum of fuss.
How popular is Donald Trump in Western Europe? December 2025
🇮🇹 -52 net favourability (+1 from Nov)
🇫🇷 -56 (+3)
🇪🇸 -58 (+4)
🇬🇧 -59 (=)
🇩🇪 -66 (-1)
🇩🇰 -82 (+3)
yougov.co.uk/internationa...
🇮🇹 -52 net favourability (+1 from Nov)
🇫🇷 -56 (+3)
🇪🇸 -58 (+4)
🇬🇧 -59 (=)
🇩🇪 -66 (-1)
🇩🇰 -82 (+3)
yougov.co.uk/internationa...
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Localization vs translation
Either Morn’s, or the House of Mogh
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Either Morn’s, or the House of Mogh
Stardew Valley is old, but not that old.
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Stardew Valley is old, but not that old.
@patrickklepek.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social Yo. Y’all should see if @fdsignifier.bsky.social will do the sports pod.
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
@patrickklepek.bsky.social @robzacny.bsky.social Yo. Y’all should see if @fdsignifier.bsky.social will do the sports pod.
When a plane crashes, the only thing to survive is the black box.
Why don’t they make the whole Epstein files out of the black box!?
Why don’t they make the whole Epstein files out of the black box!?
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
When a plane crashes, the only thing to survive is the black box.
Why don’t they make the whole Epstein files out of the black box!?
Why don’t they make the whole Epstein files out of the black box!?
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
This is a surveillance state
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
This is a surveillance state
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
This is a surveillance state
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
This is a surveillance state
Bruce Willis was the boxer in Pulp Fiction, ergo by the transitive property of movie characters, Die Hard is actually a Boxing Day movie.
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Bruce Willis was the boxer in Pulp Fiction, ergo by the transitive property of movie characters, Die Hard is actually a Boxing Day movie.
You know what you call an exploding starlink satellite? A good start.
A Starlink satellite seems to have exploded
A Starlink satellite seems to have exploded
An anomaly caused a sudden drop in altitude and created a debris field.
buff.ly
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You know what you call an exploding starlink satellite? A good start.
If only the podcasts I actually would like to support didn’t charge triple this for their patreon!
The “five dollars a month for an extra episode of the podcast” is the last fair deal in America
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
If only the podcasts I actually would like to support didn’t charge triple this for their patreon!
You know, in hindsight it really didn’t matter that the Def Leppard drummer lost an arm. You only need one hand to press start on the drum machine.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You know, in hindsight it really didn’t matter that the Def Leppard drummer lost an arm. You only need one hand to press start on the drum machine.
Get Baldwin the fuck out.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Get Baldwin the fuck out.
Stop!
The slut you shame may be your own!
The slut you shame may be your own!
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Stop!
The slut you shame may be your own!
The slut you shame may be your own!
That man’s name? Hideaux Keaujimault
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That man’s name? Hideaux Keaujimault
I don't think there's any deeper nefarious plot about constant UI/UX nonsense and general usability shittiness other than companies employ designers that have to keep iterating to justify their own employment.
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don't think there's any deeper nefarious plot about constant UI/UX nonsense and general usability shittiness other than companies employ designers that have to keep iterating to justify their own employment.
Always feels like false advertising when the forecasted high temperature for a day is the temp it is at midnight.
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Always feels like false advertising when the forecasted high temperature for a day is the temp it is at midnight.
Joke's on them - I've never washed a car I own and I never will.
Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Why Are There Suddenly So Many Car Washes?
Fueled by private equity and a subscription-based business model, the auto wash industry is flooding the US with new outlets. Some towns and cities have had enough.
www.bloomberg.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Joke's on them - I've never washed a car I own and I never will.
Makes sense that the shittiest genre of music by and for the shittiest humans on earth is jumping headlong into the arms of the robots.
Suno is taking over Nashville's writing rooms. “You tell it the genre and it totally does the whole thing, it’s insane.” The tech is ubiquitous, “from entry-level songwriters to the top dogs” use it.
Check out the story for audio samples. From @charlieharding.bsky.social:
Check out the story for audio samples. From @charlieharding.bsky.social:
The future of country music is here, and it’s AI
For AI and country.
www.theverge.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Makes sense that the shittiest genre of music by and for the shittiest humans on earth is jumping headlong into the arms of the robots.