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Acorn Hunter
@acornhat.bsky.social
They/ Them
lover of bugs, father to 6 beautiful ball pythons, writer, lesbian, woodland creature, future husband of @passionpeachy
Rainbow dung beetle inked during yesterday's market.

Had an affinity for these iridescent beetles since finding one clumsily buzzing around the cranberry bogs while I collected fruit for my research.

Hot tip from this friend:
Don't let living in a shitshow stifle your colorful soul. 🌈✨

🐡🎨🌱🕷️
April 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Does anyone know where the love of god goes / when I'm late and I can't find my cellphone?
March 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Setting my sister straight about my #superbowl beliefs 😤
February 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you know it's bad when even other mentally ill people are asking what the fuck is wrong with u 👍
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I wish I felt like the crow I saw landing on a roof across the street with what appeared to be half a dinner roll in its mouth, instead of the human watching from my bedroom window bc I'm too depressed to leave the house
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law.

This is the first law of its kind in the world.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
idk what's going on with the Amazon fulfillment center near my house but every one of those blue trucks drives like it's their first time behind the wheel
January 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I still think about the time my snake farted so loud in the middle of the night that my girlfriend woke up and thought we were under attack
December 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
If I started a band it would be called the Banned T-shirt so that all my merch would say "this is my banned t-shirt band t-shirt." ok, thanks.
December 2, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Fertility clinic/ paternity testing center called "In Vitro Veritas" is that anything?
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I love Joanna Newsom songs they are either a 10-15 minute long poetic epic that rips ur heart out of your chest and puts it back sideways or 2.5 minutes of the silliest nonsense you've ever heard, playing her entire discography shuffle is the ultimate gachapon of human emotion
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
As someone who has gotten thunked in the forehead by a reclining seat...yeah
Airplane seats can't be reclined during taking off and landing not to protect you, but to protect the person behind you 👍
November 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
SKEETING REAL 😬
NOOOOOOO 😭
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 PM
My profile pic is my son by the way. His name is Dandelion. If you even care,
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Does anyone else get hard, painful, fluid-filled welts in lieu of normal acne or am I just uniquely hated by god????
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
What is it called when you tweet on here? My beloved called it a "skeet" but I don't think that's right...
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 AM