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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 1d

🤠 #AEWDynamite

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 1d

the obvious pairing is Timeless Toni Storm

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 1d

delusional. they would have him crying in minutes

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 1d

John Cena Thinks He Would Be In The Balcony With Statler and Waldorf If He Appeared In A Muppets Project

John Cena Thinks He Would Be In The Balcony With Statler and Waldorf If He Appeared In A Muppets Project - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News

John Cena thinks he would be in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf if he appeared in a Muppets Show project.

www.fightful.com

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 1d

the #1 wrestler i’d love to see move from the fed to AEW is Iyo, but Maxxine is a really close second

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 3d

getting married this week and tonight my band is playing Union Transfer. Both very cool things however due to stress I have achieved a heart rate previously only seen in hummingbirds

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 4d

MxMTV vs Protoshita/Josh Alexander is my favorite booking decision of the year #AEW

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 4d

If you're seeing ICE recruitment commercials on TNT during #AEWCollision, here's the feedback form.

Tell the networks to say NO to ICE during our AEW shows!

Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.

tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Submit a request – Help | TNTdrama.com

tntdrama.zendesk.com

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

Catchy though

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

My partner does not find my Benoit Blanc impression erotic

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

new tswift swings wildly between “nastiest, most aggrieved & vindictive song you’ve ever heard” and “horny in a way that suggests the worst of Booktok”

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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 5d

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

I love MxM TV because they dare to ask the question: What if there was a wrestling stable full of Perverts #AEW #ROH

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

this album has been getting a lot of Hype and on my third listen I can finally say that I get it geesebandnyc.bandcamp.com/album/gettin...

Getting Killed, by Geese

11 track album

geesebandnyc.bandcamp.com

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

love to be earnest on the internet

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 5d

“Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch…It is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency.” - Rebecca Solnit

TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 5d

Revolutionary optimism will work if you fight. Same as prayer or manifestation. These things still require effort on your part.

Everything won’t be a win at first, and the victories can feel like they’re coming too slow. However, those wins are happening and it’s because of the work we’re doing now

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 6d

it's my Emotional Support Wrestling Promotion

AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 6d

The Sixth Anniversary of #AEWDynamite got us a bit emo...tional

Watch on demand via the TBS and HBO Max apps

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6d

This rooster, by nature of being pedigreed, somehow escapes classification as poultry? Yet he struts around and demands chicken-type amenities, and awakens the farm noisily at dawn as he pleases? Curious.

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 6d

GREAT work on these names

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 6d

if you have lived your life in terror of inconveniencing anyone then wedding planning is basically your worst nightmare

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 6d

i read a lot of advice about wedding planning but nobody warned me about the neverending hell that is Asking People for Help

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Chob @chob316.is.tired.fyi · 7d

#AEWDynamite
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

HBO Max feedback form. "Do not run any fucking ICE ads during Dynamite."

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actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 7d

every male celebrity is either a) attending the Dubai Comedy Festival b) trying to convince you to download FanDuel

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 7d

that's my Emotional Support Wrestling Promotion

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 7d

Pour yourself a fresh cup and celebrate #InternationalCoffeeDay with us here at AEW! ☕️

actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social @actual-swamp-hag.bsky.social · 7d

this is so embarrassing lol

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7d

In a city of world-class artists and production crew hunting for the next gig, Andrew Cuomo made a TV ad the same way he wrote his housing policy: with AI.

Then again, maybe a fake Cuomo is better than the real one?

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo driving a train.

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo working on the outside of a building.

An AI generated image of Andrew Cuomo on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.