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What is man but a miserable puddle of Powerade?
Zatanna, Zendaya, & Zenyatta
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Zatanna, Zendaya, & Zenyatta
Has anyone ever looked into the percentage of people who were mascots and either always were or became furries?
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Has anyone ever looked into the percentage of people who were mascots and either always were or became furries?
Apologies to @lucahjin.bsky.social, but if we didn't actually know each other, I wouldn't believe...
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Apologies to @lucahjin.bsky.social, but if we didn't actually know each other, I wouldn't believe...
Things you hear at a sperm bank
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November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Things you hear at a sperm bank
I wouldn't do well in Vegas, because the second I started losing in blackjack I would just start kicking the dealer's shins under the table.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wouldn't do well in Vegas, because the second I started losing in blackjack I would just start kicking the dealer's shins under the table.
"The King of Siam?" Why... Why, that's the lead!
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"The King of Siam?" Why... Why, that's the lead!
How the hell do you all get @jamesgunn.bsky.social to reply to your questions? I don't even have a question, I just want to say hi and that I'm a fan of his work.
September 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How the hell do you all get @jamesgunn.bsky.social to reply to your questions? I don't even have a question, I just want to say hi and that I'm a fan of his work.
I wonder if that new Charlie Sheen documentary will talk about how he taught a giraffe to commit tax fraud.
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I wonder if that new Charlie Sheen documentary will talk about how he taught a giraffe to commit tax fraud.
Bam Margera has the ability to do the funniest thing right now.
July 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Bam Margera has the ability to do the funniest thing right now.
Anyone ever realize that @jameswillems.bsky.social and @elysewillems.bsky.social are in the picture at the end of The Shining?
July 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anyone ever realize that @jameswillems.bsky.social and @elysewillems.bsky.social are in the picture at the end of The Shining?
I still can't believe this song opens one of the saddest musicals I've seen. Talk about tonal whiplash. Amazing show though.
Black Friday - Tickle-Me-Wiggly Jingle
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June 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I still can't believe this song opens one of the saddest musicals I've seen. Talk about tonal whiplash. Amazing show though.
Terminator musical be like
May 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Terminator musical be like
"Do you prefer Steve or Stephen?"
May 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Do you prefer Steve or Stephen?"
(つ◕ ◕)つ ❤️ ᴜᴡᴜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴜꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴄʀᴇᴍ ❤️
April 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
(つ◕ ◕)つ ❤️ ᴜᴡᴜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴜꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴄʀᴇᴍ ❤️
"We're fraternal twins. We're twins that don't look alike."
Then who the fuck cares?
Then who the fuck cares?
April 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"We're fraternal twins. We're twins that don't look alike."
Then who the fuck cares?
Then who the fuck cares?
Did the black Power Ranger grow a finger when he morphed?
March 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Did the black Power Ranger grow a finger when he morphed?
Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever.
March 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever.
So I woke up at 3:00 in the morning and I grabbed my phone because I had a thought and I wanted to write it down before I forgot.
I opened up my notes app to see what it was and it said "Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever."
What's wrong with my brain?
I opened up my notes app to see what it was and it said "Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever."
What's wrong with my brain?
March 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So I woke up at 3:00 in the morning and I grabbed my phone because I had a thought and I wanted to write it down before I forgot.
I opened up my notes app to see what it was and it said "Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever."
What's wrong with my brain?
I opened up my notes app to see what it was and it said "Ethereum is temporary, grapes are forever."
What's wrong with my brain?
Kermit the Cuck
February 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Kermit the Cuck
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Ncuti Gatwa answers the question: What if Bugs Bunny was super hot?
February 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ncuti Gatwa answers the question: What if Bugs Bunny was super hot?
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me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy?
witness: that looks nothing like him
me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
witness: that looks nothing like him
me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy?
witness: that looks nothing like him
me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
witness: that looks nothing like him
me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
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String cheese is just cheese bananas
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
String cheese is just cheese bananas
Guy Fieri visits the #CriterionCloset
February 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Guy Fieri visits the #CriterionCloset
How it feels to chew five frogs...
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
How it feels to chew five frogs...
I stand by it.
@lucahjin.bsky.social
@lucahjin.bsky.social
February 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I stand by it.
@lucahjin.bsky.social
@lucahjin.bsky.social