CNN put together a collection of clips of various Trump officials who were on the signal chat criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email server

When your alzheimer patient Grandpa is chuntering away with his unhinged ranting at another care home resident. #never51 #nastyCanadian #elbowsup #thenastiestcountry #theWORSTpeopletonegotiatewith #whopicksafightwithcanada

Musk just got Grokked.

Ah, shit. This means James Woods is going to have to make more films to buy more stuff. Fortunately he’s done very little to alienate anybody in the industry so he’ll be just fine.

Would it help if we sent Tony Abbott to Los Angeles to reassure them that “climate change is crap ?”

I wouldn’t have thought it possible to feel unsympathetic with anyone going through what’s happening in Los Angeles right now. But James Woods exists, so I stand corrected…

Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks

Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic

here's today's post: "elderly golfer’s brain goes fuckity-bye in batshit press conference" — just what we need, a war with Europe.
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