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The seven humours one must keep balanced for a healthy life are of course black bile yellow bile blood phlegm cum diet coke and cum again
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ugh my lips are so chapped, winter is the worst
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
maslow’s snakes & ladders of needs
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
2026 goals

more:
time with friends irl
long walks
writing (actual writing. not posting)
sketching
gay sex

less:
guilt
shame
fear
regret
loneliness
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the web service my therapist uses for our remote sessions shares a name with a sex toy manufacturer, so sometimes i'll hit enter too quickly when signing in for my mental healthcare and just get a web page full of vibrators instead
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
posting pussy on main just to feel something
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i have logged 154 movies watched this year (so far). i'm sure i've missed logging a few, but that's a fair amount. i don't think i could pick one favourite, but here are some highlights:
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ok yeah that’s the good shit right there
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i like this one because it feels like how i like cities to feel
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
for the entire two-hour runtime of shin kamen rider i'm just thinking "i would look so good in ruriko's leather trenchcoat"
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if i had a nickel for every time i've walked into a shop precisely as the kinks' "lola" begins playing, i'd have ten cents, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
IN FOR 2026: none of your damn business
OUT FOR 2026: oversharing on the public internet
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
who wants to help a girl out
apparently this works btw
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
genuinely really love my neighborhood and trans people and running into people i know while doing my little errands. went to the bulk store and bought granola while having a nice chat with the woman who lasered the hair off my taint
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
this morning’s ambiance
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
world’s chillest morning zoo crew named Tender & Mild
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
if you’re cold, they’re cold. put my fingers inside you
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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You ever get so hot a world historical empire kamikazes itself in an attempt to stop being so turned on by you? If not can I recommend hrt
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
going to see the new park chan-wook a couple weeks after having been myself laid off was certainly a choice, emotionally, though as my partner pointed out, at least now i have a plan of action
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
nothing like shoveling your front walk in a miniskirt to really make you feel alive
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
CAPTAIN AMERICA: uh, bruce? now would be a good time for you to get sad
BRUCE BANNER, THE INCONSOLABLE HULK: that’s my secret, cap. i’m always sad
[BRUCE sits on the ground and stares at a rock for the remainder of the fight]
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if, like me, you’re a friday shot girlie and if, like me, the holiday week has messed up your already tenuous sense of time, this is a reminder that today is in fact friday and you should do your shot
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ok the staff in eataly are wearing t-shirts that say “italians are everywhere” with a hand doing the 🤌 gesture

and i really really want to steal one and alter it so it reads “lesbians are everywhere”
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this eataly is playing Low’s christmas ep
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i’m often tempted to cut my hair, but i’ve always wanted to be able to do the thing where you’re naked but your breasts are covered by your long flowing tresses and i’m so close
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM