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the King of the Hill episode was on where peggy has to teach sex ed and i was suddenly reminded that when the time came to give me The Talk when i was a kid, my mom was too embarrassed so she just gave me a booklet, but it was the same one she gave my older sister
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
the King of the Hill episode was on where peggy has to teach sex ed and i was suddenly reminded that when the time came to give me The Talk when i was a kid, my mom was too embarrassed so she just gave me a booklet, but it was the same one she gave my older sister
they call it a "password" because i pass better if i'm carrying a sword. like a cunty little rapier or something
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
they call it a "password" because i pass better if i'm carrying a sword. like a cunty little rapier or something
on the bright side, the cat is curled up in his little bed beside me and he's snoring so loudly and occasionally making snorfling noises
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
on the bright side, the cat is curled up in his little bed beside me and he's snoring so loudly and occasionally making snorfling noises
who else up resisting the powerful urge to get blind drunk on a monday afternoon
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
who else up resisting the powerful urge to get blind drunk on a monday afternoon
call me the transfeminine bartleby the scrivener the way i would prefer not to
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
call me the transfeminine bartleby the scrivener the way i would prefer not to
the trouble with letterboxd is sometimes you notice an acquaintance binged all the boy wizard movies the other day and tapped the little heart on all of em
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
the trouble with letterboxd is sometimes you notice an acquaintance binged all the boy wizard movies the other day and tapped the little heart on all of em
hello, please enjoy selections from my week of increasingly pointed co-star horoscopes
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hello, please enjoy selections from my week of increasingly pointed co-star horoscopes
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
dreamt that my local grocery store decided to rebrand their rotisserie chicken as “business chicken” and sure enough office workers started coming in in droves to buy that business chicken
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
dreamt that my local grocery store decided to rebrand their rotisserie chicken as “business chicken” and sure enough office workers started coming in in droves to buy that business chicken
took some really good nudes this morning, even though i have no one to send them to. i’m in it purely for the love of the game
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
took some really good nudes this morning, even though i have no one to send them to. i’m in it purely for the love of the game
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Look bro, if pussy’s not in your top 3 genitalia, you’re fucking up
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Look bro, if pussy’s not in your top 3 genitalia, you’re fucking up
i have to update my resume, which means my kitchen is about to be absolutely fucking spotless
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i have to update my resume, which means my kitchen is about to be absolutely fucking spotless
you know when you suddenly realize you've been awake for seven hours but haven't had any water so you chug half a litre and can actually feel your health bar refilling and turning green
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
you know when you suddenly realize you've been awake for seven hours but haven't had any water so you chug half a litre and can actually feel your health bar refilling and turning green
2025 was a hard year. i had some beautiful, incredible times, but a whole lot of absolutely brutal lows. a lot of us did. if we're being honest, i expect 2026 will be just as hard.
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
2025 was a hard year. i had some beautiful, incredible times, but a whole lot of absolutely brutal lows. a lot of us did. if we're being honest, i expect 2026 will be just as hard.
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The seven humours one must keep balanced for a healthy life are of course black bile yellow bile blood phlegm cum diet coke and cum again
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The seven humours one must keep balanced for a healthy life are of course black bile yellow bile blood phlegm cum diet coke and cum again
ugh my lips are so chapped, winter is the worst
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ugh my lips are so chapped, winter is the worst
maslow’s snakes & ladders of needs
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
maslow’s snakes & ladders of needs
2026 goals
more:
time with friends irl
long walks
writing (actual writing. not posting)
sketching
gay sex
less:
guilt
shame
fear
regret
loneliness
more:
time with friends irl
long walks
writing (actual writing. not posting)
sketching
gay sex
less:
guilt
shame
fear
regret
loneliness
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
2026 goals
more:
time with friends irl
long walks
writing (actual writing. not posting)
sketching
gay sex
less:
guilt
shame
fear
regret
loneliness
more:
time with friends irl
long walks
writing (actual writing. not posting)
sketching
gay sex
less:
guilt
shame
fear
regret
loneliness
the web service my therapist uses for our remote sessions shares a name with a sex toy manufacturer, so sometimes i'll hit enter too quickly when signing in for my mental healthcare and just get a web page full of vibrators instead
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the web service my therapist uses for our remote sessions shares a name with a sex toy manufacturer, so sometimes i'll hit enter too quickly when signing in for my mental healthcare and just get a web page full of vibrators instead
posting pussy on main just to feel something
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
posting pussy on main just to feel something
i have logged 154 movies watched this year (so far). i'm sure i've missed logging a few, but that's a fair amount. i don't think i could pick one favourite, but here are some highlights:
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i have logged 154 movies watched this year (so far). i'm sure i've missed logging a few, but that's a fair amount. i don't think i could pick one favourite, but here are some highlights:
ok yeah that’s the good shit right there
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ok yeah that’s the good shit right there
i like this one because it feels like how i like cities to feel
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i like this one because it feels like how i like cities to feel
for the entire two-hour runtime of shin kamen rider i'm just thinking "i would look so good in ruriko's leather trenchcoat"
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
for the entire two-hour runtime of shin kamen rider i'm just thinking "i would look so good in ruriko's leather trenchcoat"
if i had a nickel for every time i've walked into a shop precisely as the kinks' "lola" begins playing, i'd have ten cents, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i've walked into a shop precisely as the kinks' "lola" begins playing, i'd have ten cents, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice