Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Think of myself as a Mitsuru type of guy, but always find myself with a Yukari.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Think of myself as a Mitsuru type of guy, but always find myself with a Yukari.
One Battle After Another (2025)
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One Battle After Another (2025)
My music streaming year in review makes it pretty obvious that I've been outlining a screenplay this year with the working title Manic Pixie Nightmare.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My music streaming year in review makes it pretty obvious that I've been outlining a screenplay this year with the working title Manic Pixie Nightmare.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
Fellas, is it gay to watch a movie with a woman??
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Fellas, is it gay to watch a movie with a woman??
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My face when that Moby song dropped in the Morning Show finale.
Waiting for Woke 2 like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Waiting for Woke 2 like
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Thinking about her. No one I'd rather walk down endless corridors for fifty hours with.
The only facts we know for sure come from an untrustworthy nose.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The only facts we know for sure come from an untrustworthy nose.
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
IGNITING A GLOBAL TASTE INVASION AND BE THE SPICE-BREAKER!
Haven't cared about the White House renovation thing very much because I live in Los Angeles where we tear every building down every twenty years to build a worse one, but I just read that they demolished the movie theater and so now I'm mad.
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Haven't cared about the White House renovation thing very much because I live in Los Angeles where we tear every building down every twenty years to build a worse one, but I just read that they demolished the movie theater and so now I'm mad.
"Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness."
Oops had to do it twice.
Oops had to do it twice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness."
Oops had to do it twice.
Oops had to do it twice.
A family member sent me an AI video of Kurt Cobain, Tupac, and Mr Rogers carving pumpkins because "it was funny," and I had to do the thing.
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A family member sent me an AI video of Kurt Cobain, Tupac, and Mr Rogers carving pumpkins because "it was funny," and I had to do the thing.
I know things are rough out there, but here are some pictures of the new dog we adopted, her name is Mango.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I know things are rough out there, but here are some pictures of the new dog we adopted, her name is Mango.
Please adhere to the sign.
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Please adhere to the sign.
Dying at the name of the product on this Temu ad and imagining its celebrity endorsement.
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dying at the name of the product on this Temu ad and imagining its celebrity endorsement.
