Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Think of myself as a Mitsuru type of guy, but always find myself with a Yukari.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Think of myself as a Mitsuru type of guy, but always find myself with a Yukari.
You should be able to block a restaurant on DoorDash. I had a poke bowl so bad that I don't ever want to think about you again, man.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You should be able to block a restaurant on DoorDash. I had a poke bowl so bad that I don't ever want to think about you again, man.
One Battle After Another (2025)
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One Battle After Another (2025)
Obviously Netflix buying Warner Bros would be bad, but if they did, would there be a chance that I'd never have to see Zaslov's face again? Look, man, you gotta look at the positives. Dream of a better future where I never have to see that man's photo.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Obviously Netflix buying Warner Bros would be bad, but if they did, would there be a chance that I'd never have to see Zaslov's face again? Look, man, you gotta look at the positives. Dream of a better future where I never have to see that man's photo.
Played that new Metroid up until I got the bike. They did it, they made a 4K Metroid. It looks real nice, and sure I wish it had no new things in it and I think every new thing is scary and new, but hey it's still a Metroid mostly so log on, we being a little ball.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Played that new Metroid up until I got the bike. They did it, they made a 4K Metroid. It looks real nice, and sure I wish it had no new things in it and I think every new thing is scary and new, but hey it's still a Metroid mostly so log on, we being a little ball.
I find I need the tiny screen for the tiny game now. Balatro, Vampire Survivors, that goes on the tiny screen in my hands. Big game goes tv, tiny game goes tiny machine.
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I find I need the tiny screen for the tiny game now. Balatro, Vampire Survivors, that goes on the tiny screen in my hands. Big game goes tv, tiny game goes tiny machine.
My music streaming year in review makes it pretty obvious that I've been outlining a screenplay this year with the working title Manic Pixie Nightmare.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My music streaming year in review makes it pretty obvious that I've been outlining a screenplay this year with the working title Manic Pixie Nightmare.
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Everyday I wake up dead.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Everyday I wake up dead.
The every thirty day swipe of the instagram "Snooze suggested posts in feed" switch comes sooner and sooner every month, time accelerating me towards an unforgiving algorithm.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The every thirty day swipe of the instagram "Snooze suggested posts in feed" switch comes sooner and sooner every month, time accelerating me towards an unforgiving algorithm.
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November 30th / December 1st
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 30th / December 1st
Reading all the studies about how covid rots your organs long after you get it and feeling very blessed that I have chosen to keep masking so that I can rot my organs the old fashioned way with liquor and plastic.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reading all the studies about how covid rots your organs long after you get it and feeling very blessed that I have chosen to keep masking so that I can rot my organs the old fashioned way with liquor and plastic.
I got health problems that are progressively less describable... Lovecraftian symptoms... and so real talk which one of you hired an etsy witch?
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I got health problems that are progressively less describable... Lovecraftian symptoms... and so real talk which one of you hired an etsy witch?
Babe, are you okay, you've lost all your Foursquare mayorships.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Babe, are you okay, you've lost all your Foursquare mayorships.
I'm tired of everything being run by greedy idiots. I'm googling manifestos. I'm brainstorming my One Battle After Another name. Maybe they can call me White Mocha Frappuccino.
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm tired of everything being run by greedy idiots. I'm googling manifestos. I'm brainstorming my One Battle After Another name. Maybe they can call me White Mocha Frappuccino.
I'm the kind of stressed that can only come from playing three 100 hr JRPGs at the same time as three 100 hour open world action games about Japan.
(Persona 3 Reloaded, Final Fantasy X, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ghost of Yotei, Assassins Creed Shadows, and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth)
(Persona 3 Reloaded, Final Fantasy X, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ghost of Yotei, Assassins Creed Shadows, and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth)
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm the kind of stressed that can only come from playing three 100 hr JRPGs at the same time as three 100 hour open world action games about Japan.
(Persona 3 Reloaded, Final Fantasy X, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ghost of Yotei, Assassins Creed Shadows, and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth)
(Persona 3 Reloaded, Final Fantasy X, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Ghost of Yotei, Assassins Creed Shadows, and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth)
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Reposted by Adam Dorsey
Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nothing but regular dogs in Assassin's Creed. Just normal walking regular dogs.
Ten years since a new Wipeout game. A failed society.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ten years since a new Wipeout game. A failed society.
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This post reminds me that in college I had a writing professor who circled every time I misspelled "whoa" as "woah" and in my unfinished novel he must've circled 100 woahs and only now am I realizing that maybe he was trying to say something beyond that I had misspelled whoa 100 times.
I've started playing a little Mortal Kombat before bed every night, like a psychopath.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I've started playing a little Mortal Kombat before bed every night, like a psychopath.
Is it too late on a Sunday night to text all of my high school friends that I really enjoyed playing Timesplitters 2 with them back in the day, but they shouldn't have voted for trump??
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Is it too late on a Sunday night to text all of my high school friends that I really enjoyed playing Timesplitters 2 with them back in the day, but they shouldn't have voted for trump??