Adam Dorsey
@adamdorsey.com
Writer and video editor. Video games and comedy adjacent. Your lightest-skinned black friend.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
Formerly Nintendo, I Can Haz Cheezburger, and The CW. Now freelance video editing and digital marketing.
Los Angeles now, but Seattle forever.
My girlfriend watched me play the opening couple of hours of the new Metroid and she asked "Why are you scanning everything?" and I said to feel joy.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My girlfriend watched me play the opening couple of hours of the new Metroid and she asked "Why are you scanning everything?" and I said to feel joy.
Best thing about Metroid Prime in my opinion is that my first reaction whenever a thing comes out of the ground to try and kill me, I go "oh shit, better scan this bad boy" as it's shooting baby monsters at my face.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Best thing about Metroid Prime in my opinion is that my first reaction whenever a thing comes out of the ground to try and kill me, I go "oh shit, better scan this bad boy" as it's shooting baby monsters at my face.
I shared this list on Instagram and a friend messaged me saying "Don't you dare ever make fun of me for listening to 'white people music' again!" and I mean FAIR.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I shared this list on Instagram and a friend messaged me saying "Don't you dare ever make fun of me for listening to 'white people music' again!" and I mean FAIR.
I can't tell you how much you'll never guess what Manic Pixie Nightmare is about, which is the only reason I feel comfortable sharing my very dumb working title that I also love very much.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I can't tell you how much you'll never guess what Manic Pixie Nightmare is about, which is the only reason I feel comfortable sharing my very dumb working title that I also love very much.