admrzt
@adamrozett.bsky.social
Big time idiot. Full time dummy.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
Back to school? Have fun with that kids. Not for me. No thanks.
August 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Back to school? Have fun with that kids. Not for me. No thanks.
As a life long Rams guy, this all sounds about right. But ya know what - they're still not the Vikings.
Here's a treat: we got my old friend @mattufford.bsky.social to write up Why Your Team Sucks for the RAMS. (webpage flies open) defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Los Angeles Rams | Defector
Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Los Angeles Rams. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previe...
defector.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As a life long Rams guy, this all sounds about right. But ya know what - they're still not the Vikings.
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Put him in assless chaps and let him fight Vampires you cowards.
Kevin Feige says there’s been 4 versions of ‘BLADE’ and they’ve finally decided on a take set in modern day.
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires”
(Source: Deadline)
“We didn’t [just] want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires”
(Source: Deadline)
July 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Put him in assless chaps and let him fight Vampires you cowards.
Man, one aspect of convenient technology I've never thought about until this week is if your best friend dies, every time you go to share something they're at the top of the list in every app to share with. :[
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Man, one aspect of convenient technology I've never thought about until this week is if your best friend dies, every time you go to share something they're at the top of the list in every app to share with. :[
They picked a new Mountain Dew Baja flavor.
May 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They picked a new Mountain Dew Baja flavor.
Throwing multiple 65 million dollar planes into the sea
a man sitting in a car with the words it 's simply too on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a car with the words it 's simply too on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Throwing multiple 65 million dollar planes into the sea
If an AI data-mined me, it would be like 'nah I'm not using any of that, no thanks'
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If an AI data-mined me, it would be like 'nah I'm not using any of that, no thanks'
::takes blood pressure medication::
::immediately cracks open a 10% beer::
::immediately cracks open a 10% beer::
April 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
::takes blood pressure medication::
::immediately cracks open a 10% beer::
::immediately cracks open a 10% beer::
We sending up any more Business Womenz into space?
April 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We sending up any more Business Womenz into space?
I just wanted to mention for the 26th straight year I did not dress up like an idiot and attend Coachella.
April 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I just wanted to mention for the 26th straight year I did not dress up like an idiot and attend Coachella.
All in all — hamsterstyle.com/all-in-all/
All in all… - hamsterstyle.com
Does anyone else occasionally think about the fact that the Bloodhound Gang delayed their album release for four months in the US because they had to clear a Pink Floyd sample for the lyric "All in al...
hamsterstyle.com
April 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
All in all — hamsterstyle.com/all-in-all/
I wonder what North Korean BBQ is like
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I wonder what North Korean BBQ is like
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
::enters high end restaurant wearing this:: do you take Camel Cash?
March 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
::enters high end restaurant wearing this:: do you take Camel Cash?
In regards to Wicked, wouldn't it have been more prudent for the munchkins to militarize against the Witch instead of singing these bad songs?
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In regards to Wicked, wouldn't it have been more prudent for the munchkins to militarize against the Witch instead of singing these bad songs?
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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
Inject that trumpet swell from The Brutalist Overture into my bloodstream I would live forever
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Inject that trumpet swell from The Brutalist Overture into my bloodstream I would live forever