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⭕️AntelopeAdamantium⭕️
@adamschwartzberg.bsky.social
Husband/Father of daughters, Phish, Yankees, Simpsons, A Bernese Mountain Dog’s person
Never trump, f*ck that guy
NOT The Onion
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This is spot on.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
CECOT was a friend of mine…
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ugh, about to get on a cruise with the in-laws for way too long.
At least I have a couple of YEMSG shows on the other end to look forward to - if I make it😫
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It is objectively easier to legally buy marijuana in New Jersey than it is to buy Tylenol Cold & Flu.
I’m not sure if that’s positive, negative, or neutral, but it’s definitely bizarre.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Whoa!
An ACTUAL Double-Lindy!
man what
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can’t decide where to hang the Sphere 2026 Pollack Foil Variant I’m going to buy once I get it framed…..
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As Pink Floyd once said, "Now I've gotta admit/
That I'm a little bit confused"
I thought I was getting a deal when two testicles came free with my penis, but the scrotum wasn’t included. It was quite problematic.

That’s how they get you.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Shivering in alovaster
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Goosemas’” my ass.
I’m still holding out for “Deep Banannukah Blackout” as the premier jamband holiday event.
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is this *really* behavior befitting a FIFA Peace Award Recipient?
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've been so consume with the Sphere shows 4 months away, I've barely even thought about my two upcoming YEMSG new years shows!

This will be my 11th Phish 12/31!
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don't have to *really* do any more work this year, do I?
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
FUCK YES! My daughter pulled me a pair in 210 for 4/23!!!
How's everyone doing out there on TicketBastard? I only have 9,600 people ahead of me😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How's everyone doing out there on TicketBastard? I only have 9,600 people ahead of me😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I've always suspected as much.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Cortina is an underrated late-era Dead tune.
It’s a pretty good song!
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
12/11/99 was my 27th @phish.com show and first where they did not play a single song that I had not already seen.

But *GODDAMN*! The pre-show energy that night was off the charts, it felt like new years eve or something in the room.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh, how I love “You’ve seen Elf On the Shelf, But Are You Ready For ‘X’ On A ‘Y’?”-meme season😎
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Weird, I saw a screenshot of the email, he got it. But it doesn't look as if ANYONE else on social media is reporting anything re: @phish.net Sphere.....
I know someone who just got their email; 4 3-day passes for the final weekend. Section 407 row 5.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I know someone who just got their email; 4 3-day passes for the final weekend. Section 407 row 5.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I kind of like Ether Edge (ducks)
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good for Iron Maiden for being so high on this list.
F’n Mëtal🤘
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM