⭕️AntelopeAdamantium⭕️
@adamschwartzberg.bsky.social
Husband/Father of daughters, Phish, Yankees, Simpsons, A Bernese Mountain Dog’s person
Never trump, f*ck that guy
Never trump, f*ck that guy
NOT The Onion
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NOT The Onion
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This is spot on.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is spot on.
CECOT was a friend of mine…
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
CECOT was a friend of mine…
Ugh, about to get on a cruise with the in-laws for way too long.
At least I have a couple of YEMSG shows on the other end to look forward to - if I make it😫
At least I have a couple of YEMSG shows on the other end to look forward to - if I make it😫
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ugh, about to get on a cruise with the in-laws for way too long.
At least I have a couple of YEMSG shows on the other end to look forward to - if I make it😫
At least I have a couple of YEMSG shows on the other end to look forward to - if I make it😫
It is objectively easier to legally buy marijuana in New Jersey than it is to buy Tylenol Cold & Flu.
I’m not sure if that’s positive, negative, or neutral, but it’s definitely bizarre.
I’m not sure if that’s positive, negative, or neutral, but it’s definitely bizarre.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It is objectively easier to legally buy marijuana in New Jersey than it is to buy Tylenol Cold & Flu.
I’m not sure if that’s positive, negative, or neutral, but it’s definitely bizarre.
I’m not sure if that’s positive, negative, or neutral, but it’s definitely bizarre.
Whoa!
An ACTUAL Double-Lindy!
An ACTUAL Double-Lindy!
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Whoa!
An ACTUAL Double-Lindy!
An ACTUAL Double-Lindy!
I can’t decide where to hang the Sphere 2026 Pollack Foil Variant I’m going to buy once I get it framed…..
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I can’t decide where to hang the Sphere 2026 Pollack Foil Variant I’m going to buy once I get it framed…..
As Pink Floyd once said, "Now I've gotta admit/
That I'm a little bit confused"
That I'm a little bit confused"
I thought I was getting a deal when two testicles came free with my penis, but the scrotum wasn’t included. It was quite problematic.
That’s how they get you.
That’s how they get you.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As Pink Floyd once said, "Now I've gotta admit/
That I'm a little bit confused"
That I'm a little bit confused"
Shivering in alovaster
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shivering in alovaster
“Goosemas’” my ass.
I’m still holding out for “Deep Banannukah Blackout” as the premier jamband holiday event.
I’m still holding out for “Deep Banannukah Blackout” as the premier jamband holiday event.
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“Goosemas’” my ass.
I’m still holding out for “Deep Banannukah Blackout” as the premier jamband holiday event.
I’m still holding out for “Deep Banannukah Blackout” as the premier jamband holiday event.
Is this *really* behavior befitting a FIFA Peace Award Recipient?
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Is this *really* behavior befitting a FIFA Peace Award Recipient?
I've been so consume with the Sphere shows 4 months away, I've barely even thought about my two upcoming YEMSG new years shows!
This will be my 11th Phish 12/31!
This will be my 11th Phish 12/31!
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've been so consume with the Sphere shows 4 months away, I've barely even thought about my two upcoming YEMSG new years shows!
This will be my 11th Phish 12/31!
This will be my 11th Phish 12/31!
I don't have to *really* do any more work this year, do I?
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't have to *really* do any more work this year, do I?
FUCK YES! My daughter pulled me a pair in 210 for 4/23!!!
How's everyone doing out there on TicketBastard? I only have 9,600 people ahead of me😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FUCK YES! My daughter pulled me a pair in 210 for 4/23!!!
How's everyone doing out there on TicketBastard? I only have 9,600 people ahead of me😀
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How's everyone doing out there on TicketBastard? I only have 9,600 people ahead of me😀
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I've always suspected as much.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've always suspected as much.
Cortina is an underrated late-era Dead tune.
It’s a pretty good song!
It’s a pretty good song!
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cortina is an underrated late-era Dead tune.
It’s a pretty good song!
It’s a pretty good song!
12/11/99 was my 27th @phish.com show and first where they did not play a single song that I had not already seen.
But *GODDAMN*! The pre-show energy that night was off the charts, it felt like new years eve or something in the room.
But *GODDAMN*! The pre-show energy that night was off the charts, it felt like new years eve or something in the room.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
12/11/99 was my 27th @phish.com show and first where they did not play a single song that I had not already seen.
But *GODDAMN*! The pre-show energy that night was off the charts, it felt like new years eve or something in the room.
But *GODDAMN*! The pre-show energy that night was off the charts, it felt like new years eve or something in the room.
Oh, how I love “You’ve seen Elf On the Shelf, But Are You Ready For ‘X’ On A ‘Y’?”-meme season😎
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh, how I love “You’ve seen Elf On the Shelf, But Are You Ready For ‘X’ On A ‘Y’?”-meme season😎
Weird, I saw a screenshot of the email, he got it. But it doesn't look as if ANYONE else on social media is reporting anything re: @phish.net Sphere.....
I know someone who just got their email; 4 3-day passes for the final weekend. Section 407 row 5.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Weird, I saw a screenshot of the email, he got it. But it doesn't look as if ANYONE else on social media is reporting anything re: @phish.net Sphere.....
I know someone who just got their email; 4 3-day passes for the final weekend. Section 407 row 5.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I know someone who just got their email; 4 3-day passes for the final weekend. Section 407 row 5.
I kind of like Ether Edge (ducks)
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I kind of like Ether Edge (ducks)
Good for Iron Maiden for being so high on this list.
F’n Mëtal🤘
F’n Mëtal🤘
Pollstar has ranked the top 25 “Most Popular Touring Artists of the Millennium” based on ticket sales from Jan. 1, 2001, to the end of 2025. Check out the list here.
Coldplay, U2 and Ed Sheeran top Pollstar's most popular touring artists of the new millennium
Pollstar has ranked the top 25 “Most Popular Touring Artists of the Millennium” based on ticket sales from Jan. 1, 2001, to the end of 2025. Leading the list?
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good for Iron Maiden for being so high on this list.
F’n Mëtal🤘
F’n Mëtal🤘