Computer was running slow, so took it to tech support.
They start deleting applications to free up space, but also remove many essential ones, so now the computer is broken. 🇺🇸
They start deleting applications to free up space, but also remove many essential ones, so now the computer is broken. 🇺🇸
March 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Computer was running slow, so took it to tech support.
They start deleting applications to free up space, but also remove many essential ones, so now the computer is broken. 🇺🇸
They start deleting applications to free up space, but also remove many essential ones, so now the computer is broken. 🇺🇸
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Anybody home?
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Anybody home?
"A complex, multi-faceted worldview is a lot more challenging than a simplistic one."
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"A complex, multi-faceted worldview is a lot more challenging than a simplistic one."
How far into the past do you have to go until people stop complaining about "these days"
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
How far into the past do you have to go until people stop complaining about "these days"
Living in Italy is a great way to buy affordable eggs, apparently. Salute 🇮🇹
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Living in Italy is a great way to buy affordable eggs, apparently. Salute 🇮🇹
"'...where the president claims authority to act outside the bounds of the law established by Congress,' he said. 'And if that comes to pass, we really will be in a different form of constitutional government ... And here, I do think risks about tyranny or dictatorship become quite real.'"
A court finding that the Trump administration did not comply with an earlier order and a recent statement by Vice President JD Vance have some experts warning of a potential constitutional crisis.
What happens if Trump starts ignoring court rulings? We break it down
A court finding that the Trump administration did not comply with an earlier order and a recent statement by Vice President JD Vance have some experts warning of a potential constitutional crisis.
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February 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"'...where the president claims authority to act outside the bounds of the law established by Congress,' he said. 'And if that comes to pass, we really will be in a different form of constitutional government ... And here, I do think risks about tyranny or dictatorship become quite real.'"
In other news, Bolero has entered the public domain
February 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
In other news, Bolero has entered the public domain
I feel like we're living in the alternate reality where the hero never showed up
February 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I feel like we're living in the alternate reality where the hero never showed up
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Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
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February 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
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Gym doesn't need to do us dirty by playing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" on a Friday night
February 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Gym doesn't need to do us dirty by playing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" on a Friday night
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]
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January 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Nothing like a fire alarm test the morning after two non-consecutive hours of sleep.
January 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Nothing like a fire alarm test the morning after two non-consecutive hours of sleep.
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Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
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January 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror
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Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks
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January 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elon Musk’s Neighbors Fed Up With Eyesore Yard Covered In Broken-Down Cybertrucks
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At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ children.
Bishop confronts Trump during sermon at inaugural prayer service
At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ children.
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January 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ children.
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Refugees who were slated to travel to the US have had their flights canceled, according to a State Department memo obtained by CNN
Flights canceled for refugees who were slated to travel to US | CNN Politics
Refugees who were slated to travel to the United States after a years-long and often cumbersome process have had their flights canceled, according to a State Department memo to resettlement partners o...
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January 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Refugees who were slated to travel to the US have had their flights canceled, according to a State Department memo obtained by CNN
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Water cannot freeze. You’re thinking of ice
January 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Water cannot freeze. You’re thinking of ice
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Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere
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There is an untapped market for a timed coma service
January 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There is an untapped market for a timed coma service
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i hope everyone left on tiktok is doing great/terrible impressions of americans now
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i hope everyone left on tiktok is doing great/terrible impressions of americans now
Guys I have a really original idea for a new series, hear me out:
A school... but for magic 🤯
and it turns out the disadvantaged protagonist is The Chosen One.
A school... but for magic 🤯
and it turns out the disadvantaged protagonist is The Chosen One.
January 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Guys I have a really original idea for a new series, hear me out:
A school... but for magic 🤯
and it turns out the disadvantaged protagonist is The Chosen One.
A school... but for magic 🤯
and it turns out the disadvantaged protagonist is The Chosen One.