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steventurous.bsky.social
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
Announcements Sullivan Elementary • 10:30 AM • To: Sullivan Elementary Hello Sullivan Families, we have learned that ICE is sending out flyers offering food support to families. For your safety, do not respond to these offers. If your family is in need of support, please contact the school and we will connect you with one of our School Social Workers. Thank you!
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
I keep seeing things about it happening did it talmost happen or something
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 AM
eggbag.bsky.social
Last night I had a dream I was my robot character but stuck inside of a human body. Pretty fucked of my subconscious mind to not let me be a cool robot for real
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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clipart.bsky.social
LOBSTER.BMF
A cartoonish frontal view of a lobster. Look at this little guy. How could you even think of putting him into a pot and cooking him up? lol, too late, he’s already been boiled! Lobsters only turn red when they’re cooked, which means this guy is ready to have his shell cracked and meat buttered. Enjoy! 😋
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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jav.scd.lol
Rio 2
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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veinrichard.bsky.social
I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
It's time to make the ten commandments badass
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
My phone is on 99999999999999999999999% percent
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
Case in point
Peter butt
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
I wish I could scroll more
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
Just refreshed YouTube fifty seven times in order to access the "New to you" tab. None of the videos are good if you're wondering
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Lo and behold bro
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 AM
eggbag.bsky.social
I apologize if I keep posting about American politics ... I believe my contraptions have been on the fritz...
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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danhentschel.bsky.social
The Golden Goober!!!
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
eggbag.bsky.social
Excuse me if I didn't watch Trump's milk ceremony but did he seriously imply the phrase "hole milk" on TV
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
#$FART
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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niedermeyer.online
huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag
post by @froggyblink.bsky.social on Jan 15 2026, which reads "only pedophiles invest in $TSLA"
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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antongerashchenko.bsky.social
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
He really is doing all of it.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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psyeud.bsky.social
Using my last shaky, gasping breaths on this Earth to explain to my parents that actually you can scan a QR code through your camera app you don't need to download a different QR Scanner app you just open the camera app and point it at the QR code for a second and a link will appear you just have t
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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buriedbybooks.bsky.social
Some very careful ducks
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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kibblesmith.com
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
eggbag.bsky.social
They called them horse gas stations back then
itcleb.bsky.social cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 9d
wonder what medieval times gas stations were like
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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kebbyruxpin.bsky.social
update from gf
text from gf's dad to her that reads "Chili crisps, open and yum."
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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jav.scd.lol
Hey Ma'am, If You've Got Some Free Time, Let's Have Sex We Went Picking Up Girls And Found This Married Woman With A Dripping Wet Pussy Ready For Creampie Sex
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM