Black to the Future
@adjectivej.bsky.social
Seattle-based writer and standup comedian. Black, polyam, queer/pan. Tweets/views are my own. He/him. God mutes. I block. http://linktr.ee/jjonescomedian
You can't expect justice from the same government who conceptualized and empowered the secret police.
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
You can't expect justice from the same government who conceptualized and empowered the secret police.
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Odai , suffers in silence
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Odai , suffers in silence
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
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sahar and odai need help
her gfm won't load on my phone
donate and boost
and link the gfm pls cause this bullshit genocidal app is gonna nuke her account soon
they always do
her gfm won't load on my phone
donate and boost
and link the gfm pls cause this bullshit genocidal app is gonna nuke her account soon
they always do
Odai , suffers in silence
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
He has lived with pain for over two years after a quadcopter injury
He urgently needs his medicines, pain relief, and a simple meal to help his weak body heal. Please don’t turn away
Your kindness, even a small donation or share, can ease his pain 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
sahar and odai need help
her gfm won't load on my phone
donate and boost
and link the gfm pls cause this bullshit genocidal app is gonna nuke her account soon
they always do
her gfm won't load on my phone
donate and boost
and link the gfm pls cause this bullshit genocidal app is gonna nuke her account soon
they always do
I was outside an open mic, having a smoke with some Black people I haven't seen in forever and this random white guy walks up asking for a cigarette and rn every Black person reading this knows that this is the start of a shitty interaction and apparently most white people, including this guy don't.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I was outside an open mic, having a smoke with some Black people I haven't seen in forever and this random white guy walks up asking for a cigarette and rn every Black person reading this knows that this is the start of a shitty interaction and apparently most white people, including this guy don't.
I think white men love stand-up comedy because it's one of the few times everyone in the room will listen to them as if they're interesting.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I think white men love stand-up comedy because it's one of the few times everyone in the room will listen to them as if they're interesting.
You would think a president that has and continues to actively commit crimes wouldn't want to set a precedent of holding sitting presidents accountable for their crimes.
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You would think a president that has and continues to actively commit crimes wouldn't want to set a precedent of holding sitting presidents accountable for their crimes.
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So the US has just unilaterally invaded a country and kidnapped its leader without even bothering with a pretext this time?
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
So the US has just unilaterally invaded a country and kidnapped its leader without even bothering with a pretext this time?
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Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
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Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?
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Imagine having a government where we didn't have to tell our elected officials (who are supposedly on ours side) how to do their jobs
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Imagine having a government where we didn't have to tell our elected officials (who are supposedly on ours side) how to do their jobs
Surprise surprise, 2026 is just us still trapped in a dictatorial fascist hellscape led by a soulless pack of sexual predators bent on enriching themselves and the rest of the 1% while everyone else is murdered as a sacrifice to their capitalist greed.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Surprise surprise, 2026 is just us still trapped in a dictatorial fascist hellscape led by a soulless pack of sexual predators bent on enriching themselves and the rest of the 1% while everyone else is murdered as a sacrifice to their capitalist greed.
Woke up to the unlawful invasion of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Woke up to the unlawful invasion of Venezuela.
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I need a sweaty vagina or cock in my mouth rn.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I need a sweaty vagina or cock in my mouth rn.
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Aside: this is the thing that makes punchy.
"Get better at viral politics?"
Oh. . . you mean like "abolish the police"????
The saying that everyone knows because they immediately wasted time undermining it???
"Get better at viral politics?"
Oh. . . you mean like "abolish the police"????
The saying that everyone knows because they immediately wasted time undermining it???
Yeah I saw someone say the left needs to get better at viral politics and you can’t really start to approach the concept without acknowledging how race works here and the very deliberate choice to run away from any association with Black people online, like…
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Aside: this is the thing that makes punchy.
"Get better at viral politics?"
Oh. . . you mean like "abolish the police"????
The saying that everyone knows because they immediately wasted time undermining it???
"Get better at viral politics?"
Oh. . . you mean like "abolish the police"????
The saying that everyone knows because they immediately wasted time undermining it???
I'm dogsitting my ex's dog that used to be our dog back when we were "we".
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm dogsitting my ex's dog that used to be our dog back when we were "we".
Death in an arena? I guess someone was trying to beat traffic.
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Death in an arena? I guess someone was trying to beat traffic.
Death on a playground? I guess someone's out to recess.
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Death on a playground? I guess someone's out to recess.
Death at work? I guess someone was clocking out.
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Death at work? I guess someone was clocking out.
Death in a library? I guess someone was checking out.
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Death in a library? I guess someone was checking out.
My father told me he didn't want kids when I was 8, ensuring that I'll never really be done with therapy for the rest of my life.
This is my father.
So, if you're thinking you'll "stay for the kids," please listen when I tell you. . .
Nothing has been as heartbreaking as learning that my father resented us the whole time. The entire time.
So, if you're thinking you'll "stay for the kids," please listen when I tell you. . .
Nothing has been as heartbreaking as learning that my father resented us the whole time. The entire time.
I cannot imagine being married to a man who is not generous and hates me. Sisters, run.
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My father told me he didn't want kids when I was 8, ensuring that I'll never really be done with therapy for the rest of my life.