Black to the Future
@adjectivej.bsky.social
Seattle-based writer and standup comedian. Black, polyam, queer/pan. Tweets/views are my own. He/him. God mutes. I block. http://linktr.ee/jjonescomedian
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Nope. It never does.
They immediately pull that bullshit out when the call for abolition (ICE or police) gets too much steam.
They immediately pull that bullshit out when the call for abolition (ICE or police) gets too much steam.
Did the “ICE reform” message from the [REDACTED] even take a full week to manifest after they murdered that woman?
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Nope. It never does.
They immediately pull that bullshit out when the call for abolition (ICE or police) gets too much steam.
They immediately pull that bullshit out when the call for abolition (ICE or police) gets too much steam.
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My nephew had me cracking up all day! Here's a list of bangers!
• "what the chicken whopper!!"
• museum of books (aka the library)
• "this neighborhood needs more Black!"
• -in response to me saying I don't support Target b/c they don't support us- he said, *whispers* "they support the whites?"
• "what the chicken whopper!!"
• museum of books (aka the library)
• "this neighborhood needs more Black!"
• -in response to me saying I don't support Target b/c they don't support us- he said, *whispers* "they support the whites?"
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
My nephew had me cracking up all day! Here's a list of bangers!
• "what the chicken whopper!!"
• museum of books (aka the library)
• "this neighborhood needs more Black!"
• -in response to me saying I don't support Target b/c they don't support us- he said, *whispers* "they support the whites?"
• "what the chicken whopper!!"
• museum of books (aka the library)
• "this neighborhood needs more Black!"
• -in response to me saying I don't support Target b/c they don't support us- he said, *whispers* "they support the whites?"
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There is a reason he’s forced to cause all of this chaos. He has NO PLAN. He funds no programs, no healthcare, no education, no lower prices, money coming in only supports more chaos. He envies other dictators. I challenge ANYONE to tell me just one single thing he’s accomplished? Discussion open
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
There is a reason he’s forced to cause all of this chaos. He has NO PLAN. He funds no programs, no healthcare, no education, no lower prices, money coming in only supports more chaos. He envies other dictators. I challenge ANYONE to tell me just one single thing he’s accomplished? Discussion open
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As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
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My local fancy cake bakery (you know, the birthday cake place) is selling homemade Pão de Queijo (Brazilian Cheese Bread) because one of the bakers is Brazilian. It's frozen with three different flavours to try. I made up the package and it's so fantastic!
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
My local fancy cake bakery (you know, the birthday cake place) is selling homemade Pão de Queijo (Brazilian Cheese Bread) because one of the bakers is Brazilian. It's frozen with three different flavours to try. I made up the package and it's so fantastic!
One of my ex's sent me a text last night saying she didn't mean to hurt me. That's how I know she never knew me, because I'm leaving that shit on read like the fucking Cancer I am.
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One of my ex's sent me a text last night saying she didn't mean to hurt me. That's how I know she never knew me, because I'm leaving that shit on read like the fucking Cancer I am.
I would choke shoving that second one down my throat
Saint Sebastian's Feast Day is a week away. 🫢
Are you ready to lean into the chaos that will be the 6th annual bake-this-random-Saint-into-a-bread-item experience?
Are you ready to lean into the chaos that will be the 6th annual bake-this-random-Saint-into-a-bread-item experience?
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I would choke shoving that second one down my throat
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When you talk about ladies all the time but rarely mention tramps
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
When you talk about ladies all the time but rarely mention tramps
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Looks exactly like white people BBQ.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Looks exactly like white people BBQ.
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* put your Body oil on damp skin fresh outta the shower … then pat dry.
If you really wanna treat your skin.
If you really wanna treat your skin.
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 AM
* put your Body oil on damp skin fresh outta the shower … then pat dry.
If you really wanna treat your skin.
If you really wanna treat your skin.
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lets get this moving yeah
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 AM
lets get this moving yeah
Damn, Luda and Nelly decided to be tokens huh?
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Damn, Luda and Nelly decided to be tokens huh?
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What's the difference bc they both looking like twin murderers rn.
One thing that is getting conflated:
ICE is not law enforcement.
ICE is immigration enforcement.
There's a BIG difference between the two.
ICE is not law enforcement.
ICE is immigration enforcement.
There's a BIG difference between the two.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
What's the difference bc they both looking like twin murderers rn.
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Happy Publication Day, @keeanga.bsky.social! 🌱
“If Black women were free, it would mean that everyone else would have to be free.”
—Combahee River Collective Statement
“If Black women were free, it would mean that everyone else would have to be free.”
—Combahee River Collective Statement
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Happy Publication Day, @keeanga.bsky.social! 🌱
“If Black women were free, it would mean that everyone else would have to be free.”
—Combahee River Collective Statement
“If Black women were free, it would mean that everyone else would have to be free.”
—Combahee River Collective Statement
They're literally hateful racists and now you're shocked they have no principles? Was the complete disregard for the humanity of other people not enough for you?
With Trump as POTUS, “states rights” conservatives have been exposed as thoroughly & completely full of shit. Posers who turtled when their purported pet principle came to their doorstep. Trump tested them, they bowed. Acquiescing to the federal will du jour time & time again. In short: frauds
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
They're literally hateful racists and now you're shocked they have no principles? Was the complete disregard for the humanity of other people not enough for you?
It's kinda wild that we don't at least get free healthcare if we're a victim of a shooting. There's literally more guns than people in this country and if you get shot, YOU have to pay for it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It's kinda wild that we don't at least get free healthcare if we're a victim of a shooting. There's literally more guns than people in this country and if you get shot, YOU have to pay for it.
Frfr me neither
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Frfr me neither
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“If you’re dying or having a baby, don’t you gotta pay for it?” 🥴
We live in the ghetto.
We live in the ghetto.
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
“If you’re dying or having a baby, don’t you gotta pay for it?” 🥴
We live in the ghetto.
We live in the ghetto.
I want your left eye and your right eye to get stuck staring at each other.
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I want your left eye and your right eye to get stuck staring at each other.
Ever met someone so hot, you were like "Yeah I'll believe in God for you"?
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ever met someone so hot, you were like "Yeah I'll believe in God for you"?
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Democrats need to realize ICE isn’t just—or even primarily—a mass deportation force.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Democrats need to realize ICE isn’t just—or even primarily—a mass deportation force.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
ICE is also Trump’s most loyal internal security force which will be used to attack regime opponents and try to steal the election. They should defund his authoritarian capabilities.
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House Speaker Mike Johnson apparently doesn’t understand how our justice system works. He said if Fed Chair Jerome Powell is innocent, “then he can prove that.” No, Mikey, he doesn’t need to prove he’s innocent. His accusers need to prove he’s guilty.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
House Speaker Mike Johnson apparently doesn’t understand how our justice system works. He said if Fed Chair Jerome Powell is innocent, “then he can prove that.” No, Mikey, he doesn’t need to prove he’s innocent. His accusers need to prove he’s guilty.
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HAPPENING NOW: In federal court in MN, DOJ is struggling to articulate why a person following an ICE vehicle — so long as they are obeying traffic laws — can be stopped for "reasonable suspicion" of a crime.
Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.
Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
HAPPENING NOW: In federal court in MN, DOJ is struggling to articulate why a person following an ICE vehicle — so long as they are obeying traffic laws — can be stopped for "reasonable suspicion" of a crime.
Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.
Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.
This is a garbage take. America and the UK are the creators of the transatlantic slave trade. Even after the "end of slavery" (which never ended, prisoners are legally allowed to be slaves) your "saviors of democracy" have historically disenfranchised Black and brown citizens in a myriad of ways.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is a garbage take. America and the UK are the creators of the transatlantic slave trade. Even after the "end of slavery" (which never ended, prisoners are legally allowed to be slaves) your "saviors of democracy" have historically disenfranchised Black and brown citizens in a myriad of ways.