This guy is so far gone. Every day at the White House must like 'Weekend at Bernie's.'

I'm sure Jake Tapper will be right on this story. After all, Sleepy Joe was the biggest scandal since Watergate. C'mon Jake, it's Slumbergate. Don't you have a hankering for another blockbuster?

Don Snoreleone, otherwise known as The Nodfather.

he needs Hakeem's sombrero so he can take a siesta the right way

A simple solution

The largest quantity shall hence be known as the "Don Jr."

Thank you. I thought as I read them, what the hell?!

They like him because of their hatred for his enemies, and the bigotry and cruelty that fuels that hatred. It's not even partisan anymore-if the leader of the cult says to do it, it must be done.

And I’m sorry, but if my parents had ever said anything remotely like this to me, that would’ve been the last time we ever spoke.

My Dad was a lifelong Republican but he was not a fucking sociopath.

I think Jake needs an MRI.

No comment department.

The omelet bar must have been serving leftover tryptophan-laden turkey on its menu.

True, but in this case 4-5 years sounded plausible but not verified.( I doubt it would be much longer than 5 though)

You're right, and I had not seen anyone else bring that up. The statute of limitations for charges on Georgia's RICO laws, according to AI source, is 5 years, so that means it truly is dead in the water, regardless, since I assume that they cannot charge him again until January 2029?

Rumor has it that the perpetrator fled to Vegas. Kash has vowed that he and his girlfriend are hopping on a plane to Vegas. Patel said, "If it happens in Vegas, we'll stay in Vegas!"