But it doesn’t have quidditch! That means we have to make angry threads about it - someone in 2025, somehow

Fun personal fact: this is my mom's favorite movie and it came out the year she left my dad

McLane in the first Die Hard is fun because he manages to simultaneously be the ideal power figure for every divorced man (smart aleck, good with guns), but also a deconstruction of that ideal (self-hating, kinda cowardly), and 99% of people who talk about that movie never notice.

I did like the show revealing him with the kids in the sewer, but by the end when it's just him running around going "boo" and it's green-screen everywhere like the Flash movie...oof

This is obviously not going to be a mindblowing observation, but if you're gonna take wild swings in a franchise (which should be lauded), it would be better if you had any consideration for their implications.

Still can't get over all that bullshit culminating in an incorrect quote, since the correct one obliterates his "interpretation"

Some jackoff somewhere: "but the flow of traffic"

the fact theyre hemming and hawing over how to "protect children" when the sitting president was Epstein's bestest fwiend is a fucking joke