I'M BATMAN
@adrianvex.bsky.social
I exist mainly to make you softly chuckle to yourself.
Agender.
he/him.
Ma'am is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer Captain.
Charisma is my dump stat.
Agender.
he/him.
Ma'am is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer Captain.
Charisma is my dump stat.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
6 isn't a lot. I could probably name a few dozen movies that I've seen 6 times or more
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
6 isn't a lot. I could probably name a few dozen movies that I've seen 6 times or more
Today is being a real pain in the ass, but I'm smiling and giggling over ferrets playing with squeaky toys.
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today is being a real pain in the ass, but I'm smiling and giggling over ferrets playing with squeaky toys.
12 is a good number, I guess. I could listen to Happy/Sad and Mosaic on endless loop. Definitely 2 of the "you get 5 on a deserted island" albums.
But now I gotta cancel Spotify over their ICE ads. I already own all the albums, anyway. I was just keeping it around for D&D playlists.
But now I gotta cancel Spotify over their ICE ads. I already own all the albums, anyway. I was just keeping it around for D&D playlists.
I’m a superfan
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
12 is a good number, I guess. I could listen to Happy/Sad and Mosaic on endless loop. Definitely 2 of the "you get 5 on a deserted island" albums.
But now I gotta cancel Spotify over their ICE ads. I already own all the albums, anyway. I was just keeping it around for D&D playlists.
But now I gotta cancel Spotify over their ICE ads. I already own all the albums, anyway. I was just keeping it around for D&D playlists.
Kingdom Come. Batman Beyond. Hell, I'd force WBD to release Batgirl while I was at it. Knights of the Old Republic mini-series.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Kingdom Come. Batman Beyond. Hell, I'd force WBD to release Batgirl while I was at it. Knights of the Old Republic mini-series.
I miss the "do you like classic rock" posts.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I miss the "do you like classic rock" posts.
If you see this, post your "get caught by Batman" vehicle. I mean, your "getaway" vehicle *snort*🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If you see this, post your "get caught by Batman" vehicle. I mean, your "getaway" vehicle *snort*🤣
This was the stupidest fucking decision ever and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This was the stupidest fucking decision ever and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Gimme an Alan Ritchson Wildcat
a cartoon character with the words let 's dance boy jester below him
ALT: a cartoon character with the words let 's dance boy jester below him
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November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Gimme an Alan Ritchson Wildcat
Superman said:
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Superman said:
"I do know my bible, sir."
"(I)s this anarchy? Is this the land of do-as-you-please"
"No. This is only the land of 'take-what-you-want. Anarchy means 'without leaders,' not 'without order.' (...) This is not anarchy, Eve. This is *chaos*."
"(I)s this anarchy? Is this the land of do-as-you-please"
"No. This is only the land of 'take-what-you-want. Anarchy means 'without leaders,' not 'without order.' (...) This is not anarchy, Eve. This is *chaos*."
You can learn things by meditating on certain words and how usage has changed. Consider why a word became used, by whom, what it literally means...examples: breakfast (because you don't eat while you sleep, get it?), anarchy (people use it to mean "chaos" but it literally just means "no hierarchy").
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"I do know my bible, sir."
"(I)s this anarchy? Is this the land of do-as-you-please"
"No. This is only the land of 'take-what-you-want. Anarchy means 'without leaders,' not 'without order.' (...) This is not anarchy, Eve. This is *chaos*."
"(I)s this anarchy? Is this the land of do-as-you-please"
"No. This is only the land of 'take-what-you-want. Anarchy means 'without leaders,' not 'without order.' (...) This is not anarchy, Eve. This is *chaos*."
Is Isharnai going to be at the wedding?
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Is Isharnai going to be at the wedding?
What movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬
"Help each other, draw upon one another and always remember the power that binds you. The same as what brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words, I love you all my sons."🥹
"Help each other, draw upon one another and always remember the power that binds you. The same as what brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words, I love you all my sons."🥹
August 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
What movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬
"Help each other, draw upon one another and always remember the power that binds you. The same as what brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words, I love you all my sons."🥹
"Help each other, draw upon one another and always remember the power that binds you. The same as what brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words, I love you all my sons."🥹
Post a movie gif from the year you were born
I've been a Supergirl fan my entire life
I've been a Supergirl fan my entire life
August 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Post a movie gif from the year you were born
I've been a Supergirl fan my entire life
I've been a Supergirl fan my entire life
I finally pulled the Poke Bowl. I finally got the jacket. This is irrelevant to anyone but me. But I got it. Took forever. But I got it. #DCUO
August 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I finally pulled the Poke Bowl. I finally got the jacket. This is irrelevant to anyone but me. But I got it. Took forever. But I got it. #DCUO
Gender is a performance and I Britta'd it
August 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Gender is a performance and I Britta'd it
If you see this, quote this post with a cartoon/anime with an awesome theme song 🎵
August 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a cartoon/anime with an awesome theme song 🎵
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh, I'm fucked
Oh, I'm fucked
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh, I'm fucked
Oh, I'm fucked
I grew up on these streets
August 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I grew up on these streets
Hello. I'm the Wrap Drive in Star Trek. Fuck you. You're a lizard, now.
Hello. I'm the Prime Directive in Star Trek. If you evoke me in any normal situation, I'm supposed to prevent Starfleet personnel from interfering with a planet's culture and society. But if the Vulcan SO or Doctor's son is captured, then the captain will bend me near close to breaking or break me.
Hello. I’m a Bridge console on Star Trek. If you use me in any normal situations, I will execute my duty to the fullest extent possible, but if one phaser or torpedo hits the ship even slightly, I will toss rocks and/or flamethrowers at you like this was Most Extreme Challenge.
July 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hello. I'm the Wrap Drive in Star Trek. Fuck you. You're a lizard, now.
Hold my ginger ale
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I can either give birth and be fine in an under hour, or I die in delivery - no in between. Also I shrug off traumatic brain injuries that can cause bouts of unconsciousness lasting hours as if they were mere nosebleeds.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I have been shoved, slapped and fallen several stories. I have shed three drops of blood, moaned, and I am ready to fight harder
July 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hold my ginger ale
You can't get much more literal than that. Fuck Israel.
July 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You can't get much more literal than that. Fuck Israel.
Hawkgirl is my new favorite. "I'm not like Superman."
a woman in a superhero costume is eating something out of a bowl .
ALT: a woman in a superhero costume is eating something out of a bowl .
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July 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hawkgirl is my new favorite. "I'm not like Superman."
I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs.
July 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs.