or ngl itd be kind of interesting to administer something that ramps his touch sensitivity to 500 and then just lightly scrape your nails across his shoulders, maybe thats why theyre exposed

that and a lot of puzzles in 999 rely on math and, i um. am not good at math.
what the fuck is a digital root

IF IT HELPS I DIDNT NOTICE. went "ludds seven HELLS wait this predicts the shroud creatures doesnt it."

"When the defiler unbinds the warp and weft of the Creator, what will they find behind that starry tapestry? A thousand thousand eyes darkened by trespass." ~ The Book of Ludd, Visions 7:4

They feed those Luddic farm boys good!

(Actually, Jethro's backstory makes it clear he very much wasn't a Luddic farm boy. It just felt right for him to be a Big Dude, but in one of those ways where everyone expects one thing but he's another.)

raises one claw. well ok im technically cheating i go thru rules.csv but STILL

every time you add a new piece of the luddic bible to the game i open up the notepad file where ive stockpiled every single one of them and add it to the stack

sorry for having a foul mouth i simply have a jokesters disposition and a need to know every bit of luddic lore

also while youre here what in the absolute piss has the church been feeding jethro considering in one part of false idols if you fail an interrogation scene he can pick up pond with one hand