Amanda
@akmx2.bsky.social
Wife, mom, iced coffee enthusiast, and proud cat person 🐱. Enneagram 2 complete with a bleeding heart.
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It’s literally a song about a fucking car my guy
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s literally a song about a fucking car my guy
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Just remember, in these wild times where it feels like an executive order drops every 20 minutes, these are old dudes who need naps, golf breaks, or to time their boner pills before meeting their mistress. This frenzy will slow down—probably right after their afternoon siesta. No stamina.
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just remember, in these wild times where it feels like an executive order drops every 20 minutes, these are old dudes who need naps, golf breaks, or to time their boner pills before meeting their mistress. This frenzy will slow down—probably right after their afternoon siesta. No stamina.
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BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
When you don’t know if you need more coffee or ibuprofen so you wash one down with the other and let the best man win.
January 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When you don’t know if you need more coffee or ibuprofen so you wash one down with the other and let the best man win.
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I prep for the holidays the same way I prep for a hurricane.
*Gas tank filled? Check.
*Enough food & water for me and the pets? (and liquor for me) Check.
*All essential items purchased? Check.
*Making sure I don't have to leave the house until this is over and the roads are clear?
Priceless.
*Gas tank filled? Check.
*Enough food & water for me and the pets? (and liquor for me) Check.
*All essential items purchased? Check.
*Making sure I don't have to leave the house until this is over and the roads are clear?
Priceless.
December 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I prep for the holidays the same way I prep for a hurricane.
*Gas tank filled? Check.
*Enough food & water for me and the pets? (and liquor for me) Check.
*All essential items purchased? Check.
*Making sure I don't have to leave the house until this is over and the roads are clear?
Priceless.
*Gas tank filled? Check.
*Enough food & water for me and the pets? (and liquor for me) Check.
*All essential items purchased? Check.
*Making sure I don't have to leave the house until this is over and the roads are clear?
Priceless.
Le tired
a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .
ALT: a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .
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December 7, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Le tired
Every multi-cat household has one of each. I’m convinced.
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Every multi-cat household has one of each. I’m convinced.
My day:
• oops we woke up late
• oww, my ear (the kid)
• shuffle my workday around to take the kid to the dr. (ear infection)
• work, work, work
• post about PTO fundraiser
• take a break to do word puzzles and solitaire
• log in to work more after dinner to make up hours
'tis the season
• oops we woke up late
• oww, my ear (the kid)
• shuffle my workday around to take the kid to the dr. (ear infection)
• work, work, work
• post about PTO fundraiser
• take a break to do word puzzles and solitaire
• log in to work more after dinner to make up hours
'tis the season
December 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM
My day:
• oops we woke up late
• oww, my ear (the kid)
• shuffle my workday around to take the kid to the dr. (ear infection)
• work, work, work
• post about PTO fundraiser
• take a break to do word puzzles and solitaire
• log in to work more after dinner to make up hours
'tis the season
• oops we woke up late
• oww, my ear (the kid)
• shuffle my workday around to take the kid to the dr. (ear infection)
• work, work, work
• post about PTO fundraiser
• take a break to do word puzzles and solitaire
• log in to work more after dinner to make up hours
'tis the season
I’m not shocked, but the Fleetwood Mac sneak in is entertaining. 😆
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I’m not shocked, but the Fleetwood Mac sneak in is entertaining. 😆
lolz
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
lolz
I have no idea what I'm doing but at least Elon has no power here.
December 4, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I have no idea what I'm doing but at least Elon has no power here.