Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
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I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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please read my latest column, I Called You An Idiot For Ten Years But Now I Realise You Were Right So Be Nice Or I’ll Go Back To Calling You An Idiot And YES Of Course I Will Get To Keep Writing These Columns Forever
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 PM
please read my latest column, I Called You An Idiot For Ten Years But Now I Realise You Were Right So Be Nice Or I’ll Go Back To Calling You An Idiot And YES Of Course I Will Get To Keep Writing These Columns Forever
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It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
lots of people are posting screenshots today to agree with another post, and 1) just give it the repost, but more importantly, 2) why are so many of you browsing in light mode
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
lots of people are posting screenshots today to agree with another post, and 1) just give it the repost, but more importantly, 2) why are so many of you browsing in light mode
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feels dark in general. but i do experience a temporary relief when i think about how many millions of people out there hate ICE. i am lifted by the tide of shared disgust at those pathetic hogs
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 AM
feels dark in general. but i do experience a temporary relief when i think about how many millions of people out there hate ICE. i am lifted by the tide of shared disgust at those pathetic hogs
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my favorite character in this movie is Uncle Max, the sort of half-assed nazi who looks like if Moe Howard was also Walt Disney
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
my favorite character in this movie is Uncle Max, the sort of half-assed nazi who looks like if Moe Howard was also Walt Disney
all these posts from elected dems that are like "I am calling on noem and bovino to RESIGN and APOLOGIZE" are so twerpy. they're executing people in the streets. they don't get to resign and chill. they deserve the kinds of penalties I am ideologically opposed to.
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
all these posts from elected dems that are like "I am calling on noem and bovino to RESIGN and APOLOGIZE" are so twerpy. they're executing people in the streets. they don't get to resign and chill. they deserve the kinds of penalties I am ideologically opposed to.
now seated for sentimental value, my second-to-last best picture nom... once there's a screening of the secret agent within a hundred miles of me, I will be so powerful
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
now seated for sentimental value, my second-to-last best picture nom... once there's a screening of the secret agent within a hundred miles of me, I will be so powerful
the eternally burdened ghost of pfc dennis silveri, cursed to wander the earth until 1 person mourns him, but people always stop at the name just above his for some reason
In Ewa Beach on Oahu, there is a plaque dedicated to WWII dead in the Pacific, and this is a real name on it. I took this photo myself.
Thanks for your service, Private Penis.
Thanks for your service, Private Penis.
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
the eternally burdened ghost of pfc dennis silveri, cursed to wander the earth until 1 person mourns him, but people always stop at the name just above his for some reason
police chiefs, veterans, old white men, joe rogan, asmongold, the fuckin nra, and on and on and on, all saying "hey this is fucked up," and the list grows every day
usually the "even [traditional right-wing asshole] says this is unacceptable" posts ring hollow to me because it's just one cherry-picked contrarian opinion. but the volume and variety of those posts that are anti-ice now really feels meaningful. I don't think I've ever seen dissent this high.
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
police chiefs, veterans, old white men, joe rogan, asmongold, the fuckin nra, and on and on and on, all saying "hey this is fucked up," and the list grows every day
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The only reason id ever get into game dev would be to make a soulslike about John Brown
John Brown posting off the charts
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The only reason id ever get into game dev would be to make a soulslike about John Brown
usually the "even [traditional right-wing asshole] says this is unacceptable" posts ring hollow to me because it's just one cherry-picked contrarian opinion. but the volume and variety of those posts that are anti-ice now really feels meaningful. I don't think I've ever seen dissent this high.
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
usually the "even [traditional right-wing asshole] says this is unacceptable" posts ring hollow to me because it's just one cherry-picked contrarian opinion. but the volume and variety of those posts that are anti-ice now really feels meaningful. I don't think I've ever seen dissent this high.
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The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
they could set this headline to auto-publish every week or so and it would always be true about some new atrocity
About 20 or so hours too late, by @nytimes.com has finally taken our “appears to” out of this headline. For finding their spine, even if late, they should be commended because the bar is so so low.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
they could set this headline to auto-publish every week or so and it would always be true about some new atrocity
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Why does anyone need generative AI when nature throws things like this at us?
The Vulturine Guineafowl is the largest member of the pheasant family and lives in east Africa where they are widely domesticated and used as watch-birds on farms where they gabble loudly whenever an interloper comes into their territory. They're also gorgeous.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Why does anyone need generative AI when nature throws things like this at us?
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went and hung out with a cool woman tonight, and hell, might go out with her again. genuine human connection... highly recommended
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
went and hung out with a cool woman tonight, and hell, might go out with her again. genuine human connection... highly recommended
asmongold outflanking democratic leadership from the left... bingo card in shambles... if he ever learns to pee in a toilet instead of water jugs, the sky's the limit for that piece of shit
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
asmongold outflanking democratic leadership from the left... bingo card in shambles... if he ever learns to pee in a toilet instead of water jugs, the sky's the limit for that piece of shit
unarmed, un-armored, untrained civilians are supposed to be stoic and calm with guns pointed in their face by masked men with "absolute immunity." but if an ice officer sees a glint of metal out of the corner of his eye, he can execute you.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
unarmed, un-armored, untrained civilians are supposed to be stoic and calm with guns pointed in their face by masked men with "absolute immunity." but if an ice officer sees a glint of metal out of the corner of his eye, he can execute you.
just under 10 years ago, in minnesota, licensed gun owner philando castile informed an officer during a traffic stop that he had a gun but was not reaching for it. then the officer shot him 7 times in front of his girlfriend and her 4-year-old daughter.
not guilty.
not guilty.
If LEOs can kill you for the presence of a weapon you do not actually have a 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
just under 10 years ago, in minnesota, licensed gun owner philando castile informed an officer during a traffic stop that he had a gun but was not reaching for it. then the officer shot him 7 times in front of his girlfriend and her 4-year-old daughter.
not guilty.
not guilty.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
I'm not one to post the "me and who?" joke, but sometimes I do think it
Here, now, are two great whales, laying their heads together; let us join them
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I'm not one to post the "me and who?" joke, but sometimes I do think it
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Had a nice mute stream while passing through the jet cone of a neutron star on Spoihaae XE-X D2-9 A1. The sounds were soothing, the sights were glorious. 10/10 would risk life and limb again.
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Had a nice mute stream while passing through the jet cone of a neutron star on Spoihaae XE-X D2-9 A1. The sounds were soothing, the sights were glorious. 10/10 would risk life and limb again.
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
all the people worried about population decline should just imagine the pediatric wards about 36 to 40 weeks after It Happens
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
all the people worried about population decline should just imagine the pediatric wards about 36 to 40 weeks after It Happens