Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
greg bovino is one gooey louie looking motherfucker
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
greg bovino is one gooey louie looking motherfucker
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
we need a bluesky holiday calendar like the catholic church has. observances almost every day. feast of the leviathan is celebrated on the first monday after the solemnity of the wrong bus.
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
we need a bluesky holiday calendar like the catholic church has. observances almost every day. feast of the leviathan is celebrated on the first monday after the solemnity of the wrong bus.
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transvestigating the Leviathan
I have had "a giant MALE mystical sea creature" stuck in my dome all day like I can't stop thinking it
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
transvestigating the Leviathan
the zohran/mrs rachel "wah wah wah" meme is v good. still image, gif, full audio-visual experience, doesn't matter. it always hits.
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the zohran/mrs rachel "wah wah wah" meme is v good. still image, gif, full audio-visual experience, doesn't matter. it always hits.
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Obviously this didn’t happen but I’m happy to read about it and imagine it happening. Hell I’ll imagine a bunch of other stuff happening too! This is great!
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Obviously this didn’t happen but I’m happy to read about it and imagine it happening. Hell I’ll imagine a bunch of other stuff happening too! This is great!
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JD Vance is about to inherit all of this.
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
JD Vance is about to inherit all of this.
if I'm on hold, you don't need to tell me every 15 seconds that all your representatives are currently busy. the hold music tells me that. it doesn't do so through words, but I'm pretty smart and I can figure it out through context clues.
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
if I'm on hold, you don't need to tell me every 15 seconds that all your representatives are currently busy. the hold music tells me that. it doesn't do so through words, but I'm pretty smart and I can figure it out through context clues.
imagining the evil racist violent dipshit who joins ice specifically to hurt people, then a month later he's just. well he's just so sad. why, he's not having any fun at all. and those people, calling him names, how can they smile and laugh like that?
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
imagining the evil racist violent dipshit who joins ice specifically to hurt people, then a month later he's just. well he's just so sad. why, he's not having any fun at all. and those people, calling him names, how can they smile and laugh like that?
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Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Reposts are appreciated.
Reposts are appreciated.
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Reposts are appreciated.
Reposts are appreciated.
this is an extremely good short doc to share about what's going on in minneapolis - no commentary, just footage, facts, and people talking in their own words
Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Reposts are appreciated.
Reposts are appreciated.
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
this is an extremely good short doc to share about what's going on in minneapolis - no commentary, just footage, facts, and people talking in their own words
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The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
January 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The most vile, disgusting shitpig you’ve ever seen just said “I’m sooooo sowwy” in a voice that sounded just like SpongeBob. Don’t you feel bad for hurting his feelings now, fucker?
high iq people are considering eating a meatball sub for lunch
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
high iq people are considering eating a meatball sub for lunch
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I've also got serious sensory issues and I'd rather listen to 100,000 smoke alarms going off at once then a single person get accosted by ice SO BLOW THAT WHISTLE BABY
There are people trying to stop others from using whistles, and next they'll say it's ableism.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I've also got serious sensory issues and I'd rather listen to 100,000 smoke alarms going off at once then a single person get accosted by ice SO BLOW THAT WHISTLE BABY
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
hmm hmmmm I wonder if she will recognize herself as the problem and announce her resignation, or if she'll fire a bunch of people who aren't her instead hmmmm
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
hmm hmmmm I wonder if she will recognize herself as the problem and announce her resignation, or if she'll fire a bunch of people who aren't her instead hmmmm
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We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
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please read my latest column, I Called You An Idiot For Ten Years But Now I Realise You Were Right So Be Nice Or I’ll Go Back To Calling You An Idiot And YES Of Course I Will Get To Keep Writing These Columns Forever
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 PM
please read my latest column, I Called You An Idiot For Ten Years But Now I Realise You Were Right So Be Nice Or I’ll Go Back To Calling You An Idiot And YES Of Course I Will Get To Keep Writing These Columns Forever
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It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
lots of people are posting screenshots today to agree with another post, and 1) just give it the repost, but more importantly, 2) why are so many of you browsing in light mode
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
lots of people are posting screenshots today to agree with another post, and 1) just give it the repost, but more importantly, 2) why are so many of you browsing in light mode
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feels dark in general. but i do experience a temporary relief when i think about how many millions of people out there hate ICE. i am lifted by the tide of shared disgust at those pathetic hogs
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 AM
feels dark in general. but i do experience a temporary relief when i think about how many millions of people out there hate ICE. i am lifted by the tide of shared disgust at those pathetic hogs
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my favorite character in this movie is Uncle Max, the sort of half-assed nazi who looks like if Moe Howard was also Walt Disney
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
my favorite character in this movie is Uncle Max, the sort of half-assed nazi who looks like if Moe Howard was also Walt Disney
all these posts from elected dems that are like "I am calling on noem and bovino to RESIGN and APOLOGIZE" are so twerpy. they're executing people in the streets. they don't get to resign and chill. they deserve the kinds of penalties I am ideologically opposed to.
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
all these posts from elected dems that are like "I am calling on noem and bovino to RESIGN and APOLOGIZE" are so twerpy. they're executing people in the streets. they don't get to resign and chill. they deserve the kinds of penalties I am ideologically opposed to.