Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
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I'm old school; I'm new wave
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
Pinned
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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Why does anyone need generative AI when nature throws things like this at us?
The Vulturine Guineafowl is the largest member of the pheasant family and lives in east Africa where they are widely domesticated and used as watch-birds on farms where they gabble loudly whenever an interloper comes into their territory. They're also gorgeous.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Why does anyone need generative AI when nature throws things like this at us?
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went and hung out with a cool woman tonight, and hell, might go out with her again. genuine human connection... highly recommended
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
went and hung out with a cool woman tonight, and hell, might go out with her again. genuine human connection... highly recommended
asmongold outflanking democratic leadership from the left... bingo card in shambles... if he ever learns to pee in a toilet instead of water jugs, the sky's the limit for that piece of shit
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
asmongold outflanking democratic leadership from the left... bingo card in shambles... if he ever learns to pee in a toilet instead of water jugs, the sky's the limit for that piece of shit
unarmed, un-armored, untrained civilians are supposed to be stoic and calm with guns pointed in their face by masked men with "absolute immunity." but if an ice officer sees a glint of metal out of the corner of his eye, he can execute you.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
unarmed, un-armored, untrained civilians are supposed to be stoic and calm with guns pointed in their face by masked men with "absolute immunity." but if an ice officer sees a glint of metal out of the corner of his eye, he can execute you.
just under 10 years ago, in minnesota, licensed gun owner philando castile informed an officer during a traffic stop that he had a gun but was not reaching for it. then the officer shot him 7 times in front of his girlfriend and her 4-year-old daughter.
not guilty.
not guilty.
If LEOs can kill you for the presence of a weapon you do not actually have a 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
just under 10 years ago, in minnesota, licensed gun owner philando castile informed an officer during a traffic stop that he had a gun but was not reaching for it. then the officer shot him 7 times in front of his girlfriend and her 4-year-old daughter.
not guilty.
not guilty.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
I'm not one to post the "me and who?" joke, but sometimes I do think it
Here, now, are two great whales, laying their heads together; let us join them
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I'm not one to post the "me and who?" joke, but sometimes I do think it
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Had a nice mute stream while passing through the jet cone of a neutron star on Spoihaae XE-X D2-9 A1. The sounds were soothing, the sights were glorious. 10/10 would risk life and limb again.
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Had a nice mute stream while passing through the jet cone of a neutron star on Spoihaae XE-X D2-9 A1. The sounds were soothing, the sights were glorious. 10/10 would risk life and limb again.
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
#EliteDangerous #DistantWorlds3 #DW3
all the people worried about population decline should just imagine the pediatric wards about 36 to 40 weeks after It Happens
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
all the people worried about population decline should just imagine the pediatric wards about 36 to 40 weeks after It Happens
conservatives love conflating 1 data point with a trend. big point they make during heat waves is "how come every new heat record replaces one from like 1928 if it's so much hotter today than it was then?" well because in 1928 it was a once-in-a-century heat wave, and now every year is that hot.
K… for those who never took an atmospheric science class or statistics class (he does have a bachelors degree from Wharton), one cold wave does not make a trend. Longitudinal weather patterns make up climate change.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
conservatives love conflating 1 data point with a trend. big point they make during heat waves is "how come every new heat record replaces one from like 1928 if it's so much hotter today than it was then?" well because in 1928 it was a once-in-a-century heat wave, and now every year is that hot.
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in solidarity with MN today, please find your closest walk-in freezer and stand in it naked for a few hours
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
in solidarity with MN today, please find your closest walk-in freezer and stand in it naked for a few hours
seeing some very classic bluesky-style scold replies hiding behind a veneer of politeness today, and I'm standing up in my office and applauding every one of them
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
seeing some very classic bluesky-style scold replies hiding behind a veneer of politeness today, and I'm standing up in my office and applauding every one of them
the person who sits at the desk behind me is on a call, and she keeps saying "today might be the day" and laughing really hard. don't we all wish.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the person who sits at the desk behind me is on a call, and she keeps saying "today might be the day" and laughing really hard. don't we all wish.
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It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
flow was the best movie of last year and in fact the only good movie, but percy very much disagreed with the negative portrayal of most dogs in the film
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
flow was the best movie of last year and in fact the only good movie, but percy very much disagreed with the negative portrayal of most dogs in the film
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
played out of my mind on offense. couldn't miss from distance until defenders started embarrassing themselves with the fly-by and left open lane after open lane to the hoop. basketball heals all ills once more.
about to go do what osama should have done a long time ago (hoop)
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
played out of my mind on offense. couldn't miss from distance until defenders started embarrassing themselves with the fly-by and left open lane after open lane to the hoop. basketball heals all ills once more.
about to go do what osama should have done a long time ago (hoop)
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
about to go do what osama should have done a long time ago (hoop)
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just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
January 22, 2026 at 10:32 PM
just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree
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DOJ when they get a jury
January 22, 2026 at 10:59 PM
DOJ when they get a jury
I would never "hand it" to ice but it would be objectively funny if they arrested jd vance and called him a domestic terrorist for backtracking on immunity
JD Vance: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd. What I did say is that when federal law enforcement officers violate the law that's typically something federal officials would look into. We don't want these guys to have kangaroo courts."
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I would never "hand it" to ice but it would be objectively funny if they arrested jd vance and called him a domestic terrorist for backtracking on immunity
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I'm sure it's for fine and good reasons!!
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I'm sure it's for fine and good reasons!!
[loudly in the middle of my otherwise silent office, ignoring the first words of the headline]
abella danger? I've not heard of this person. is she some sort of politician? a professional athlete? perhaps a fortune 500 ceo? does anybody know?
abella danger? I've not heard of this person. is she some sort of politician? a professional athlete? perhaps a fortune 500 ceo? does anybody know?
This country hates women so much.
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
Ex-Porn Star Abella Danger Apologizes for Viral Moment During Miami Hurricanes’ NCAA Final Loss
The football megafan's reactions at games have captured the attention of several cameramen combing the crowd, but she says she wishes to be like any other fan.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
[loudly in the middle of my otherwise silent office, ignoring the first words of the headline]
abella danger? I've not heard of this person. is she some sort of politician? a professional athlete? perhaps a fortune 500 ceo? does anybody know?
abella danger? I've not heard of this person. is she some sort of politician? a professional athlete? perhaps a fortune 500 ceo? does anybody know?