Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
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I'm old school; I'm new wave
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
it sucks so goddamn much that innocent people have to die in the most egregious ways possible for there to be some glimmer of life like this. like imagine how much alex pretti would have loved to see this, if he wasn't the one who had to die to make it happen.
Holy shit, there's an open carry #2A protest of ICE happening in Douglas County Colorado -- a very wealthy and very red suburb county of Denver. (I lived there for 16 years.) The Trump Administration pissing off committed gun owners sufficiently for them to join the protests against ICE is wild.
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 AM
it sucks so goddamn much that innocent people have to die in the most egregious ways possible for there to be some glimmer of life like this. like imagine how much alex pretti would have loved to see this, if he wasn't the one who had to die to make it happen.
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"Now see here" ass
Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"Now see here" ass
jd vance is doing the krassenstein "if innocent, rip" thing only it's for the jewish people
Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
jd vance is doing the krassenstein "if innocent, rip" thing only it's for the jewish people
we need buzzfeed today more than ever so I can find an easy collection of all those baby youtube clickbait memes and send them to my parents without crediting you woke fuckers
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
we need buzzfeed today more than ever so I can find an easy collection of all those baby youtube clickbait memes and send them to my parents without crediting you woke fuckers
tweeting from 2033 when "the whistle" is how today's 6-year-olds call us unc
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
tweeting from 2033 when "the whistle" is how today's 6-year-olds call us unc
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My mother-in-law when the bartender tries to water down her Tito's
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My mother-in-law when the bartender tries to water down her Tito's
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.
Excellent article!
Excellent article!
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Another day harassing random people on the street in Minneapolis. It’s time for me to deliver the badass threat I’ve been rehearsing in my head. I’m going to say it clearly and without my voice breaking at all. Okay, here goes:
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Another day harassing random people on the street in Minneapolis. It’s time for me to deliver the badass threat I’ve been rehearsing in my head. I’m going to say it clearly and without my voice breaking at all. Okay, here goes:
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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if ur cold they are cold, let em in
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
if ur cold they are cold, let em in
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
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alex pretti going through this experience and still going back out to fight fascism and help his neighbors... let this man be an inspiration. we can't all be that strong, brave, or dedicated, but even just making an effort puts us so many rungs higher than the cowards that executed him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
alex pretti going through this experience and still going back out to fight fascism and help his neighbors... let this man be an inspiration. we can't all be that strong, brave, or dedicated, but even just making an effort puts us so many rungs higher than the cowards that executed him.
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And now a special report from Cool Shirtman
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
And now a special report from Cool Shirtman
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"getting outside your bubble" is an admirable thing when it means trying a new hobby or introducing yourself to your neighbor or watching an art film but people only want to apply it to "being a little more racist just to see how it feels"
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
"getting outside your bubble" is an admirable thing when it means trying a new hobby or introducing yourself to your neighbor or watching an art film but people only want to apply it to "being a little more racist just to see how it feels"
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the one achievement of contemporary conservatism was figuring out that if they said the most heinous, outrageous shit they could think of, the US news media would be helplessly enthralled
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
the one achievement of contemporary conservatism was figuring out that if they said the most heinous, outrageous shit they could think of, the US news media would be helplessly enthralled
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really quite funny that weiss is a one-trick pony and that trick is “give jobs to my dumbass friends”
Turns out that Bari Weiss's all hands at CBS today is to announce she's bringing on some anti-vax guys and Niall Ferguson. www.axios.com/2026/01/27/b...
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
really quite funny that weiss is a one-trick pony and that trick is “give jobs to my dumbass friends”
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MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies
1. ICE must be nICE, esp to me (big)
2. Officers who murder civilians MUST say sorry, or at least think it
3. If their fingers were crossed, they are NOT allowed to tell grieving family members
4. Citizens must comply [with what exactly? -ed]
5. Officers may only lie during the Opposite Day season
2. Officers who murder civilians MUST say sorry, or at least think it
3. If their fingers were crossed, they are NOT allowed to tell grieving family members
4. Citizens must comply [with what exactly? -ed]
5. Officers may only lie during the Opposite Day season
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
1. ICE must be nICE, esp to me (big)
2. Officers who murder civilians MUST say sorry, or at least think it
3. If their fingers were crossed, they are NOT allowed to tell grieving family members
4. Citizens must comply [with what exactly? -ed]
5. Officers may only lie during the Opposite Day season
2. Officers who murder civilians MUST say sorry, or at least think it
3. If their fingers were crossed, they are NOT allowed to tell grieving family members
4. Citizens must comply [with what exactly? -ed]
5. Officers may only lie during the Opposite Day season
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when’s that CBS News all hands on deck, I’m ready for the meeting to be leaked so fast that it’s practically being live-streamed
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
when’s that CBS News all hands on deck, I’m ready for the meeting to be leaked so fast that it’s practically being live-streamed
when I go to a bar, most of the people there don't know even 1 of my sociopolitical views
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
when I go to a bar, most of the people there don't know even 1 of my sociopolitical views
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He already gave it to a guy who fell out of a tree, so I'm kinda questioning the sincerity of his adherence to the old Norse religion.
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
He already gave it to a guy who fell out of a tree, so I'm kinda questioning the sincerity of his adherence to the old Norse religion.
what afterlife pretty good not great
afterlife for stupid religion
afterlives tier list 2026 reddit
afterlife for stupid religion
afterlives tier list 2026 reddit
kash patel googling afterlives far lesser than valhalla for when he has to act like bovino was a hero
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 AM
what afterlife pretty good not great
afterlife for stupid religion
afterlives tier list 2026 reddit
afterlife for stupid religion
afterlives tier list 2026 reddit
kash patel googling afterlives far lesser than valhalla for when he has to act like bovino was a hero
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 AM
kash patel googling afterlives far lesser than valhalla for when he has to act like bovino was a hero
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in a world of Dr. Frankensteins, be a Dr. Frankenstein's creation
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
in a world of Dr. Frankensteins, be a Dr. Frankenstein's creation