Joe (turkey)
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
sci-fi authors are always writing about lesbian spy-assassins who are as beautiful as they are deadly who will never know the comforts of a man, unless, ...
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
sci-fi authors are always writing about lesbian spy-assassins who are as beautiful as they are deadly who will never know the comforts of a man, unless, ...
it feels really good to buy someone a sandwich and a coke if they look hungry instead of ignoring them, or give them a $5 bill if you have one on you
I just looked up and a homeless lady was watching me pick out candy through that window on the left so I made her a bag of whatever she wanted and that smile melted my cold lil late November heart
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
it feels really good to buy someone a sandwich and a coke if they look hungry instead of ignoring them, or give them a $5 bill if you have one on you
there's this sports betting commercial where john daly (59 years old) has to say "sorry mee-maw," and mee-maw is like 4 years older than he is. which indicates the 20-year-old broccoli hair bros who wrote the script just have no idea who he is and didn't bother doing a google search.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
there's this sports betting commercial where john daly (59 years old) has to say "sorry mee-maw," and mee-maw is like 4 years older than he is. which indicates the 20-year-old broccoli hair bros who wrote the script just have no idea who he is and didn't bother doing a google search.
every day I learn some new reason why minnesota is the most culturally important state in the union, and maybe in fact the only culturally important state in the union
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
every day I learn some new reason why minnesota is the most culturally important state in the union, and maybe in fact the only culturally important state in the union
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Franz Ferdinand, art school cod psychologists that they were, imagined themselves as the turkey when they sang “take me out”
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Franz Ferdinand, art school cod psychologists that they were, imagined themselves as the turkey when they sang “take me out”
when the offspring sang "take him out" in that one song, they were talking about. your damn thanksgiving turkey. they meant today. odd though it may seem.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when the offspring sang "take him out" in that one song, they were talking about. your damn thanksgiving turkey. they meant today. odd though it may seem.
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Sorry this is making me laugh
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry this is making me laugh
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
went for a run even though it's 84 degrees in november and I'm on vacation and I didn't feel like it
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
went for a run even though it's 84 degrees in november and I'm on vacation and I didn't feel like it
the only book I ever pirated was harry potter to impress a woman I was dating, and I'm glad I didn't give jk rowling a dollar and I'm glad I broke up with that woman
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the only book I ever pirated was harry potter to impress a woman I was dating, and I'm glad I didn't give jk rowling a dollar and I'm glad I broke up with that woman
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
interesting!
it wouldn't prove anything, but it would be funny to ask trump to name as many star wars movies as he could
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
it wouldn't prove anything, but it would be funny to ask trump to name as many star wars movies as he could
what people miss on lists like this is that the newer movies are objectively superior (cooler hairstyles, better cameras and special effects, etc) so rise of skywalker and solo are in fact the best movies in the franchise
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
what people miss on lists like this is that the newer movies are objectively superior (cooler hairstyles, better cameras and special effects, etc) so rise of skywalker and solo are in fact the best movies in the franchise
my life these days is basically this song only instead of dying it's people turning 40. which I guess is kind of the opposite of this song.
People Who Died - The Jim Carroll Band
YouTube video by Eaglebauer's Record Collection
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my life these days is basically this song only instead of dying it's people turning 40. which I guess is kind of the opposite of this song.
there's a movie called idiocracy, funny ass movie, which many believe to be fiction. falsely believe, I'd submit: in truth, the events presented in the film are jarringly similar to those we may expect to see in the real world (i.e., begat by one donald trump), making it closer in nature to a docume
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
there's a movie called idiocracy, funny ass movie, which many believe to be fiction. falsely believe, I'd submit: in truth, the events presented in the film are jarringly similar to those we may expect to see in the real world (i.e., begat by one donald trump), making it closer in nature to a docume
now that I'm in vacation mode I can say: fuckin hate when people are like "ooh I'm a sicko I'll sleep in until 8, maybe even 8:30 on a day off." get outta here with that. just be normal.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
now that I'm in vacation mode I can say: fuckin hate when people are like "ooh I'm a sicko I'll sleep in until 8, maybe even 8:30 on a day off." get outta here with that. just be normal.
guest I don't like spoiling podcast I do like. a tale as old as time
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
guest I don't like spoiling podcast I do like. a tale as old as time
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
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unfortunately this is funny as fuck
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
unfortunately this is funny as fuck
when gamemaster anthony organizes the protest
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
when gamemaster anthony organizes the protest
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Suck this ya stupid bird
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Suck this ya stupid bird
when the advil kicks in and my head feels almost normal instead of like it's being smooshed by a hydraulic press, I basically feel like a god
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
when the advil kicks in and my head feels almost normal instead of like it's being smooshed by a hydraulic press, I basically feel like a god