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Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.
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I'm old school; I'm new wave

Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan
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flow was the best movie of last year and in fact the only good movie, but percy very much disagreed with the negative portrayal of most dogs in the film
A silhouette of Percy, a black Lab, with his nose pressed up against the TV while watching Flow. He's focused on a giant, mossy cat statue.
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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how did they already adapt that one thread into a movie
Screenshot from the Oscars nominations page: Nominees The Lost Bus Charlie Noble, David Zaretti, Russell Bowen and Brandon K. McLaughlin
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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just remembering succession
Logan Roy from HBO's hit show Succession. He is sitting on an airplane. The image is relevant to nothing going on right this very moment in the real world.
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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miami defense on 3rd down
Google Image search results for "gun toward crotch" and the top images indeed showing men pointing a gun toward their crotch
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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working with my friends and partners at red bull to design an off ramp for trump voters
A giant bike ramp leading to a jump off a cliff. The Red Bull logo is on the ramp. A bike rider has made the jump. He's probably wearing a parachute or a wing suit. Would a Trump voter be so well-prepared? One way to find out.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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2-game winning streak babyyy

also this dunk rocked
Anthony Black rising up over 4 Grizzlies defenders, not a single foot on the ground among em, for a monster slam dunk.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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tails has always been acab
A screenshot from Sonic the Hedgehog from Sega Genesis. Sonic, a blue cartoon hedgehog, has fallen on spikes and is in the same pose as the buffoon ICE dude in the quoted pic. Tails, a cartoon fox, watches on calmly.
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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How deep is your love ???
My phone's lock screen. It's an upward angle of a brick building in downtown Orlando with a clear blue sky above if. The time is 12:43 on Mon January 12.
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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zero chance this is the kind of note I'm hoping for him to leave, but since I'll never follow a push notification from twitter, I can dream
Push notification from Twitter from @elonmusk - full text of the tweet is "It ends now"
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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happy year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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saying "hasta lasagna" to this bullshit year and starting the new year right (buzzed trending buzzed-er, full of carbs and cheese)
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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who the fuck invited the grink
The Grinch showing his unwelcome ass in a Foxtail coffee shop. He's in a Santa Claus outfit.
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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not engaging in the bait, but the white house gets fuckin blasted to hell in the no. 1 movie from when I was 10 years old. the vhs even came with a collectible hologram of it happening.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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disgusting for microsoft to push this content on me. on a work computer, no less.
Get notified about new Top Videos? I'm interested No thanks
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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if anyone has been waiting for a good deal on grinch beans, I've got good news for you
An ad for coffee featuring colorful bags with Grinch iconography. "All Grinch Beans are 40% Off! Show Now!"
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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getting conflicting messages from this album
The final two tracks from Daniel Johnston's album Hi, How Are You: Keep Punching Joe No More Pushing Joe Around
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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it got better
Miami Heat 108 - Orlando Magic 117
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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also,
In the same restroom, the emergency alarm button with a sign above it that says "PUSH TO PARTY"
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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golden toilet... ill-fitting toilet seat... the president has been here
Gaudy-looking shiny gold walls and a gold-colored toilet with an almost orange toilet seat. There's a full half-inch of space between the tip of the toilet seat and the inner edge of the bowl, because it's not nearly big enough.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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eevee with the perfect "my team is winning by 1 against a much better team" face
Eevee... white dog with black and brown patterns, barely gripping a chew toy being pulled out of frame. Her eyes are wide and she looks nervous. She is so tiny and so sweet.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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there are so many numbers that are more than 6... what could this mean...
Screenshot of the description of the video game Constance on Metacritic. Highlighted text: "Explore more than six unique biomes" Full text: Constance is a 2D hand-drawn action adventure featuring a paintbrush-wielding artist, striving to escape from a colorful but decaying inner-world, created by her declining mental health. Explore more than six unique biomes, countless secrets, multiple paths, characters, side quests and collectibles in Constance’s non-linear interconnected inne... Read More
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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why is x the everything app, which I have not opened since time immemorial, sending me push notifications about turtle from entourage, whose tweets I have never once read nor even considered the existence of
Push notification from X the Everything App showing a tweet from Jerry Ferrara: Didn't know in the moment that this woul...
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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every close-up in this game looks like someone staring at the ooze from teenage mutant ninja turtles ii: the secret of the ooze
VHS box art for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. The four titular Turtles lean in close staring at a broken vial of glowing green liquid.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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when gamemaster anthony organizes the protest
A bunch of licensed plush toys propped up and standing on a street corner by a bank. They include Sonic, Homer Simpson, Mario, Chuckie, the clown from It, Golden, Bowser, various pokés-mon...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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it's time for your 🪄💙🏀 Orlando Magic Minute:
the orlando magic are wearing what many are calling "nice handsome new uniforms perfect for nice handsome young men"
this has been your 🪄💙🏀 Orlando Magic Minute
Jalen Suggs celebrating in thr Orlando Magic's new white City Edition uniform. White shirt and shorts with an all-white logo, blue trim, and a blue gradient stripe down the sides with lil stars in it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM