Akoltchak
@akoltchak.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, Stand Up Comedian, father & hopelessly in love. Nazis are, and will always be, evil sh*t. He/Him
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December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Listen, John Lennon was a shit. He beat his wife, and abandoned his first son. Most galling: he hated Jazz…”
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Listen, John Lennon was a shit. He beat his wife, and abandoned his first son. Most galling: he hated Jazz…”
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
Mark Cuban lighting a candle at the base of the statuette he has of Ayn Rand, murmuring: “you were right Ayn, the poor resent winners”
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Mark Cuban lighting a candle at the base of the statuette he has of Ayn Rand, murmuring: “you were right Ayn, the poor resent winners”
A national tragedy almost as damaging as the 2 Trump administrations? Michelle Obama never being POTUS. She’d make one of the best, all time.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A national tragedy almost as damaging as the 2 Trump administrations? Michelle Obama never being POTUS. She’d make one of the best, all time.
It’s Christmas already?! But I’m still processing the fact the Noam Chomsky was buddy-buddy with Jeffrey Epstein
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s Christmas already?! But I’m still processing the fact the Noam Chomsky was buddy-buddy with Jeffrey Epstein
Stephen Miller is what happens when you mix Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler and Roy Cohn in a laboratory; and then allow the experiment to escape.
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Stephen Miller is what happens when you mix Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler and Roy Cohn in a laboratory; and then allow the experiment to escape.
CECOT Prison is such a quaint way to spell concentration camp
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
CECOT Prison is such a quaint way to spell concentration camp
“No listen. You don’t get it. Thelonious Monk was a cubist. His discordant arrangements, off-kilter phrasing and collapsing chords, is his riff on the fourth dimension; turning the blues inside out and right side out again. He’s bending time”
Me at a party when the edible hits gear six
Me at a party when the edible hits gear six
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“No listen. You don’t get it. Thelonious Monk was a cubist. His discordant arrangements, off-kilter phrasing and collapsing chords, is his riff on the fourth dimension; turning the blues inside out and right side out again. He’s bending time”
Me at a party when the edible hits gear six
Me at a party when the edible hits gear six
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Bari Weiss and DHS don't want you to watch this.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bari Weiss and DHS don't want you to watch this.
The current administration has mastered the delicate balance between stupidity and belligerence: 10/10
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The current administration has mastered the delicate balance between stupidity and belligerence: 10/10
The pee tape is in the Epstein Files
December 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The pee tape is in the Epstein Files
So many would rather get their bag than see a functional society. This human trait is one of the ugliest. Not THE ugliest, but def top 3
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
So many would rather get their bag than see a functional society. This human trait is one of the ugliest. Not THE ugliest, but def top 3
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There are only two options;
1. Trump wants to look guilty as all hell combined
2. He’s hiding something horrific
1. Trump wants to look guilty as all hell combined
2. He’s hiding something horrific
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There are only two options;
1. Trump wants to look guilty as all hell combined
2. He’s hiding something horrific
1. Trump wants to look guilty as all hell combined
2. He’s hiding something horrific
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Sean Glendening is the man covering up the Trumpstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sean Glendening is the man covering up the Trumpstein files.
The spine that’s being synthetically grown in a lab for Chuck Schumer is almost complete
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The spine that’s being synthetically grown in a lab for Chuck Schumer is almost complete
I'm a leftie: Bill Clinton is a total piece of shit. He's been a total piece of shit for DECADES. A predator who's witnessing his legacy collapse into a pile of dung. Indict (and convict) him if evidence supports any accusations. Ya happy?
NOW: TIME FOR TRUMP'S HIDE
NOW: TIME FOR TRUMP'S HIDE
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm a leftie: Bill Clinton is a total piece of shit. He's been a total piece of shit for DECADES. A predator who's witnessing his legacy collapse into a pile of dung. Indict (and convict) him if evidence supports any accusations. Ya happy?
NOW: TIME FOR TRUMP'S HIDE
NOW: TIME FOR TRUMP'S HIDE
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
A friend of mine has a theory that we’re in the Pottersville timeline. Someone needs to go back and find George Bailey…
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A friend of mine has a theory that we’re in the Pottersville timeline. Someone needs to go back and find George Bailey…
The Lincoln Memorial To Be Renamed To: The Trump Latrine
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Lincoln Memorial To Be Renamed To: The Trump Latrine
If CTE was a football team, Tommy Tuberville would be its mascot
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If CTE was a football team, Tommy Tuberville would be its mascot
Expecting a heartfelt apology/oped and some deep soul searching from David Brooks any day now...
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Expecting a heartfelt apology/oped and some deep soul searching from David Brooks any day now...
A hill I’m more than happy to die on. Lincoln should have executed Robert E Lee
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A hill I’m more than happy to die on. Lincoln should have executed Robert E Lee
Working on a new theory: evil has addictive properties, and for some, the first dose is then the beginning of a decent into eventual depravity.
Feel free to opine
Feel free to opine
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Working on a new theory: evil has addictive properties, and for some, the first dose is then the beginning of a decent into eventual depravity.
Feel free to opine
Feel free to opine
I can't wait for Mike Johnson to be banished back to his little, poisonous, mushroom house that's located in the Forrest of Cursed Ghouls
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I can't wait for Mike Johnson to be banished back to his little, poisonous, mushroom house that's located in the Forrest of Cursed Ghouls
Hear me out: a comb-over, but for comedic effect.
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hear me out: a comb-over, but for comedic effect.