AKS
@akschurman.bsky.social
🇨🇦 34 | aspiring writer, programmer, gamer, nuisance
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Dearly departed little angel
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dearly departed little angel
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I imagine people in New Zealand feel about Australia the same way that people in Canada feel about the United States... (Current political discourse notwithstanding)
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I imagine people in New Zealand feel about Australia the same way that people in Canada feel about the United States... (Current political discourse notwithstanding)
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Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.”
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.”
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
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April 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
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And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
April 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
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“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
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1. The "autism epidemic" is because we are more able and willing to diagnose autism. There aren't more people with autism now than 20+ years ago
2. Autism just isn't something that we need to do this shit for. It doesn't need to be cured or eliminated
2. Autism just isn't something that we need to do this shit for. It doesn't need to be cured or eliminated
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
1. The "autism epidemic" is because we are more able and willing to diagnose autism. There aren't more people with autism now than 20+ years ago
2. Autism just isn't something that we need to do this shit for. It doesn't need to be cured or eliminated
2. Autism just isn't something that we need to do this shit for. It doesn't need to be cured or eliminated
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Every fascist regime starts with an "Other" to scapegoat. Eventually, the Other expands to include whoever they want to punish. Every fascist regime also eventually co-opts the Judiciary.
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every fascist regime starts with an "Other" to scapegoat. Eventually, the Other expands to include whoever they want to punish. Every fascist regime also eventually co-opts the Judiciary.
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April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
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My favourite part about this is that Andrew Kepple illustrated it all by hand — even the Ghibli-style painting is Kepple’s real art (not AI generated).
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My favourite part about this is that Andrew Kepple illustrated it all by hand — even the Ghibli-style painting is Kepple’s real art (not AI generated).
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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AKS: No, [2yo], you need to go to the bathroom first
[2yo]: (*rolls her eyes so far back in her head that she loses balance and falls over like she's been shot*)
[2yo]: (*rolls her eyes so far back in her head that she loses balance and falls over like she's been shot*)
March 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
AKS: No, [2yo], you need to go to the bathroom first
[2yo]: (*rolls her eyes so far back in her head that she loses balance and falls over like she's been shot*)
[2yo]: (*rolls her eyes so far back in her head that she loses balance and falls over like she's been shot*)
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if they were getting covered they would next have to explain why they were happening and that would get dangerously close to objective truth
There are a lot of protests going on and I feel like they’re not getting covered
“Even in Arkansas” protests are happening even if what is left of local media is not reporting www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2tKLKk7/
March 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if they were getting covered they would next have to explain why they were happening and that would get dangerously close to objective truth