Alyssa
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If you are a company who is worried about a big boycott from a religious group just remember that because they are people they are mostly hypocrites and you don’t have to actually do what they say. They will still patronize your business!
August 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you are a company who is worried about a big boycott from a religious group just remember that because they are people they are mostly hypocrites and you don’t have to actually do what they say. They will still patronize your business!
First junior high pep rally in 20 years today and it opened with "let's get hyped up guys! Yeah! Okay time for the pledge of allegiance!"
That's one way to get them on their feet.
That's one way to get them on their feet.
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
First junior high pep rally in 20 years today and it opened with "let's get hyped up guys! Yeah! Okay time for the pledge of allegiance!"
That's one way to get them on their feet.
That's one way to get them on their feet.
"if you would have told me that..." seems to be the phrase of choice this year for WG season wrap up posts. I personally find it to be an improvement from "my heart is so full" of a few years back.
April 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"if you would have told me that..." seems to be the phrase of choice this year for WG season wrap up posts. I personally find it to be an improvement from "my heart is so full" of a few years back.
One of the biggest predictors of a team's success is probably whether the directors have been able to create a cult of personality.
April 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
One of the biggest predictors of a team's success is probably whether the directors have been able to create a cult of personality.
All the features of a mini van are right up my alley, minus the part that their target audience are parents.
April 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
All the features of a mini van are right up my alley, minus the part that their target audience are parents.
Just discovered brown noise isn't noise that makes people poop themselves.
February 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Just discovered brown noise isn't noise that makes people poop themselves.
I get why people say "good skill" instead of "good luck" at shows, but it gives the same vibes as saying "angel eggs" instead of "deviled eggs" to not piss off God.
February 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I get why people say "good skill" instead of "good luck" at shows, but it gives the same vibes as saying "angel eggs" instead of "deviled eggs" to not piss off God.
My most "corporate America" trait is saying "no worries!" when there are many worries.
February 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My most "corporate America" trait is saying "no worries!" when there are many worries.
Work from home gives me the flexibility to openly sob during a work meeting without anyone knowing. What a perk!
February 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Work from home gives me the flexibility to openly sob during a work meeting without anyone knowing. What a perk!
I think my jaw has been clenched for 33 years.
January 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think my jaw has been clenched for 33 years.
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When Musk denies that he did a big ol Nazi salute during the inauguration, remember this, from Jean-Paul Sartre, 1944.
January 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When Musk denies that he did a big ol Nazi salute during the inauguration, remember this, from Jean-Paul Sartre, 1944.
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It’s notable that the double Nazi salute is not only clear, it’s also perfectly in line with Elon Musk and Trump’s ideology of white genocide, great replacement theory, and the cult of reproduction.
And Nazis are very much feeling empowered to be visible today.
And Nazis are very much feeling empowered to be visible today.
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s notable that the double Nazi salute is not only clear, it’s also perfectly in line with Elon Musk and Trump’s ideology of white genocide, great replacement theory, and the cult of reproduction.
And Nazis are very much feeling empowered to be visible today.
And Nazis are very much feeling empowered to be visible today.
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Oh and the “Resistance” we’re going to see from liberals in the coming years will get them kylled because the civil rights movement that it is modeled after, as it is taught to all Americans, is a sanitized version of what people were really doing to resist.
January 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh and the “Resistance” we’re going to see from liberals in the coming years will get them kylled because the civil rights movement that it is modeled after, as it is taught to all Americans, is a sanitized version of what people were really doing to resist.
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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Have we done the research yet to figure out if the same people vehemently against non-binary pronouns are the same ones who had issues using the correct "their" and "they're" during the pre-autocorrect era of the internet?
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Have we done the research yet to figure out if the same people vehemently against non-binary pronouns are the same ones who had issues using the correct "their" and "they're" during the pre-autocorrect era of the internet?
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Thank you, my joke would have been funnier if I simply made a factual statement as you suggested
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thank you, my joke would have been funnier if I simply made a factual statement as you suggested
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Galen Buckwalter, 68, shared with me his harrowing tale of being forced to flee the Eaton fire alone on his wheelchair through dark streets and fierce winds, dodging debris as fire neared his home.
“In emergencies, disabled people are the last to get services…We have no system. You’re on your own”
“In emergencies, disabled people are the last to get services…We have no system. You’re on your own”
Fleeing the LA fires alone on a wheelchair: ‘I had to take my chances’
An evacuation order when the Eaton fire threatened Galen Buckwalter’s Sierra Madre home triggered a nightmare odyssey through chaotic streets
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Galen Buckwalter, 68, shared with me his harrowing tale of being forced to flee the Eaton fire alone on his wheelchair through dark streets and fierce winds, dodging debris as fire neared his home.
“In emergencies, disabled people are the last to get services…We have no system. You’re on your own”
“In emergencies, disabled people are the last to get services…We have no system. You’re on your own”
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Still haven’t found a way to do this but DID find this program that helps them when they get out of prison:
antirecidivism.org/our-programs...
antirecidivism.org/our-programs...
January 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Still haven’t found a way to do this but DID find this program that helps them when they get out of prison:
antirecidivism.org/our-programs...
antirecidivism.org/our-programs...
Dog owner to boy mom pipeline, in this essay I will-
January 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dog owner to boy mom pipeline, in this essay I will-
Watching Holiday Inn my reactions are always "I should take an adult tap class" then "oh no, racism!!!"
December 26, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Watching Holiday Inn my reactions are always "I should take an adult tap class" then "oh no, racism!!!"
Watching Christmas movies and ranking which children have the most intolerable voices.
Charlie from The Santa Clause is a good balance of squeaky but still cute.
The brother crying about not being able to put his arms down in A Christmas Story is my nemesis.
Charlie from The Santa Clause is a good balance of squeaky but still cute.
The brother crying about not being able to put his arms down in A Christmas Story is my nemesis.
December 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Watching Christmas movies and ranking which children have the most intolerable voices.
Charlie from The Santa Clause is a good balance of squeaky but still cute.
The brother crying about not being able to put his arms down in A Christmas Story is my nemesis.
Charlie from The Santa Clause is a good balance of squeaky but still cute.
The brother crying about not being able to put his arms down in A Christmas Story is my nemesis.
One of my biggest regrets of my "young professional" life was being made to live in a hotel across the street from the Glendale Americana for 3 weeks and never getting Din Tai Fung. I did, however, eat a lot of Porto's.
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
One of my biggest regrets of my "young professional" life was being made to live in a hotel across the street from the Glendale Americana for 3 weeks and never getting Din Tai Fung. I did, however, eat a lot of Porto's.
I know I am getting old because I am taken aback when youths say the phrase "raw dog" in everyday conversation with teachers or little kids to just mean "without preparing."
December 2, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I know I am getting old because I am taken aback when youths say the phrase "raw dog" in everyday conversation with teachers or little kids to just mean "without preparing."