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Alana of the Greene
@alanaofthegreene.bsky.social
Portland lesbian, book addict, housing nerd, parks & nature bureaucrat; drinks wine with cats and does witchcraft for the government.

Shared liberation is the only way forward.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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reiterating to whomever wants to be president: I will buy a bag of ballroom rubble like it's pieces of the Berlin Wall
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This was stupid from word one, but I literally gagged when I got to breast milk ice cream. F'in weirdos, man.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gods, I wish I could take the train to Salem or Eugene without having to plan my whole day around those narrow windows. They should literally be running on the hour or better.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Gotta be the repressed homo/bisexuality. They're both hot and talented, and it's got people spinning.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is the way.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Here's that PSA that the President wants to punish by death
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The combination of poor decisions and poor throws is mindbending. Like an intramural flag football QB.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM