Alan Hoffmann
@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
Professional English teacher. Dad. Coffee addict. Occasional writer. Chaotic reader. Turbulent advocate. He/His/Him
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Alan Hoffmann
@alanhoffmann.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Coke Zero: Exquisite. Ambrosia. The pinnacle of human innovation.
Pepsi Zero: Trash. An abomination. The Cybertruck of beverages.
Pepsi Zero: Trash. An abomination. The Cybertruck of beverages.
The last of 2025…December begins.
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Puzzle #904
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December stats:
Puzzles solved: 1/1
Perfects: 1
Streak: 1 (17)
Uniqueness: 1 in 411
Connections for December 1, 2025:
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December stats:
Puzzles solved: 1/1
Perfects: 1
Streak: 1 (17)
Uniqueness: 1 in 411
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The last of 2025…December begins.
Connections for December 1, 2025:
Connections
Puzzle #904
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December stats:
Puzzles solved: 1/1
Perfects: 1
Streak: 1 (17)
Uniqueness: 1 in 411
Connections for December 1, 2025:
Connections
Puzzle #904
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December stats:
Puzzles solved: 1/1
Perfects: 1
Streak: 1 (17)
Uniqueness: 1 in 411
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
Will cackle if he throws another interception now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Will cackle if he throws another interception now.
There is still time for another takeaway.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There is still time for another takeaway.
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That one uncle that goes all in in the backyard Thanksgiving football game
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That one uncle that goes all in in the backyard Thanksgiving football game
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November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Out of touch is a top notch music choice to go out to break to right there.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“Out of touch is a top notch music choice to go out to break to right there.
Yardage wise, it’s the biggest pass of his career.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yardage wise, it’s the biggest pass of his career.
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it’s not a seahawks game unless something completely stupid and hilarious happens
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
it’s not a seahawks game unless something completely stupid and hilarious happens
Adding, “throw an underhanded pass that is picked off” to my list of things that professional athletes do that I am fairly certain I also could do.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Adding, “throw an underhanded pass that is picked off” to my list of things that professional athletes do that I am fairly certain I also could do.
This game is going…not the way I wanted it to.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This game is going…not the way I wanted it to.
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What's a shame is if Darnold doesn't throw four picks this is probably a ten point Seahawks lead at the two minute warning
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What's a shame is if Darnold doesn't throw four picks this is probably a ten point Seahawks lead at the two minute warning
Ok, but winning this 27-21 by kicking nine field goals would be peak Seahawks.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ok, but winning this 27-21 by kicking nine field goals would be peak Seahawks.
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No wonder Coby Bryant is such a household name in LA
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No wonder Coby Bryant is such a household name in LA
Huge takeaway!!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Huge takeaway!!!
Have we not heard of crossing routes?
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Have we not heard of crossing routes?
Not even all that upset. Took them four cracks from the three to score. Defense is fine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not even all that upset. Took them four cracks from the three to score. Defense is fine.
Don’t throw off your back foot.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don’t throw off your back foot.
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Fourth-down pass incomplete. Belated ball-don't-lie moment for that ridiculous penalty on Spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fourth-down pass incomplete. Belated ball-don't-lie moment for that ridiculous penalty on Spoon.
Oh, it’s going to be one of those games.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oh, it’s going to be one of those games.
I generally don’t like black uniforms, but these Rams ones are dope.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I generally don’t like black uniforms, but these Rams ones are dope.
Today, I put a hold on a library book while checking out another, and then realized I recently bought a 1,200 page book from one of my favorite authors, and I could have started that instead.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Today, I put a hold on a library book while checking out another, and then realized I recently bought a 1,200 page book from one of my favorite authors, and I could have started that instead.
Could we not turn the ball over following a stop this time?
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Could we not turn the ball over following a stop this time?