AlannaLP
@alannalp.bsky.social
Think Carrie Bradshaw but she’s a political scientist and also an occultist 🏳️🌈🇱🇧🇫🇷🇮🇪♑️🌹🎭🔮
Owner of Magdalena Tarot. psychedelic, trancer, artist, mystic, witch, dom, traveler, activist, dancer, philosopher, fashionista & bad ass dreamer. she/they
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Have you ever just been like why am I so hot? If not, I highly recommend trying telling yourself how hot you are.
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Birthday preparations are underway. I wanted a crown so I made one and a birthday book so I bought one!
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Birthday preparations are underway. I wanted a crown so I made one and a birthday book so I bought one!
Omg art imitates life. She even looks like me 😒
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Omg art imitates life. She even looks like me 😒
This is still puzzling me.
I saw an employee from a theater talking about how men who have bought the “avatar popcorn bucket” have come back and cut holes in it to use it as a sex toy…. And it’s policy that they have to refill it anyways…….
Men stoop lower every day.
Men stoop lower every day.
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is still puzzling me.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️
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December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️
www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...
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Someone in his administration told him he ended 8 wars. And that GDP is awesome. And that he's creating jobs. And that his poll numbers are great. Trump doesn't have a clue what's going on, he only knows what he's told.
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Someone in his administration told him he ended 8 wars. And that GDP is awesome. And that he's creating jobs. And that his poll numbers are great. Trump doesn't have a clue what's going on, he only knows what he's told.
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Missed tram.
Toronto, Nov 2025
Sometimes a lost transit connection in an opportunity for creativity.
#EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekAforAbstract #longexposure #TTC #streetcars #gunzel #lightpainting #vintagelenses
Toronto, Nov 2025
Sometimes a lost transit connection in an opportunity for creativity.
#EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekAforAbstract #longexposure #TTC #streetcars #gunzel #lightpainting #vintagelenses
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Missed tram.
Toronto, Nov 2025
Sometimes a lost transit connection in an opportunity for creativity.
#EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekAforAbstract #longexposure #TTC #streetcars #gunzel #lightpainting #vintagelenses
Toronto, Nov 2025
Sometimes a lost transit connection in an opportunity for creativity.
#EastCoastKin #AlphabetChallenge #WeekAforAbstract #longexposure #TTC #streetcars #gunzel #lightpainting #vintagelenses
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December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
Medical Examiners Warn That Controversial Lung Float Test Could Be Dangerous
An exam meant to determine whether a baby was born dead or alive is of “questionable value,” the National Association of Medical Examiners cautions. The paper follows a ProPublica report on how the te...
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
www.propublica.org/article/lung...
Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
Watch RFK react to this by declaring the lung float test the only acceptable means of determining whether a baby was stillborn.
I guess I was on the nice list this year?
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I guess I was on the nice list this year?
Oh no, the top I ordered for the show is too small! This sucks I hate returns!
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh no, the top I ordered for the show is too small! This sucks I hate returns!
One thing I talk openly about that we don’t talk about enough is what it’s like living with a menstrual disorder and how severely it affects my life.
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
One thing I talk openly about that we don’t talk about enough is what it’s like living with a menstrual disorder and how severely it affects my life.
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Pelosi: “The President incited an insurrection. We begged him to send the National Guard, they never sent them. This President is trying to re-write history… it was an assault on the constitution of 🇺🇸.”
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pelosi: “The President incited an insurrection. We begged him to send the National Guard, they never sent them. This President is trying to re-write history… it was an assault on the constitution of 🇺🇸.”
One of my poly friends said my love life is confusing him rn.
So for clarification:
So for clarification:
a woman in a gold dress is standing in front of a tree with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .
ALT: a woman in a gold dress is standing in front of a tree with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .
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December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One of my poly friends said my love life is confusing him rn.
So for clarification:
So for clarification:
After having a very close partnership while being free loving hippies in a situationship for a wrestling TV program with my dear friend, Chris Silvio, I definitely understood this in a weird way
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David Duchovny Talks 'Failure of Friendship' with Gillian Anderson During 'The X-Files': 'Could've Handled Myself Better' (Exclusive)
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson reunited on his podcast and revealed there were times during 'The X-Files' when they wouldn't speak off camera for weeks.
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December 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
After having a very close partnership while being free loving hippies in a situationship for a wrestling TV program with my dear friend, Chris Silvio, I definitely understood this in a weird way
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people.com/david-duchov...
BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
People are so fucking stupid. I just can’t stand it.
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
People are so fucking stupid. I just can’t stand it.
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Oh well if Putin told him then it must be true
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh well if Putin told him then it must be true
Time to play more real or fake
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Time to play more real or fake
I was talking with a friend recently and I forgot what we were talking about— maybe something medical related. I said, “I don’t feel informed enough to comment on that.”
And I think we’d all save ourselves a lot of bs if everyone stayed in their lane and stopped spreading misinformation
And I think we’d all save ourselves a lot of bs if everyone stayed in their lane and stopped spreading misinformation
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was talking with a friend recently and I forgot what we were talking about— maybe something medical related. I said, “I don’t feel informed enough to comment on that.”
And I think we’d all save ourselves a lot of bs if everyone stayed in their lane and stopped spreading misinformation
And I think we’d all save ourselves a lot of bs if everyone stayed in their lane and stopped spreading misinformation
I’ve been doing this calling in your soulmate meditation 3-4 times a week and then F*boi comes back.
The damn meditation backfired 🤦🏻♀️That’s not who I wad trying to call in!
The damn meditation backfired 🤦🏻♀️That’s not who I wad trying to call in!
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve been doing this calling in your soulmate meditation 3-4 times a week and then F*boi comes back.
The damn meditation backfired 🤦🏻♀️That’s not who I wad trying to call in!
The damn meditation backfired 🤦🏻♀️That’s not who I wad trying to call in!
I’ve been thinking about how Mr situationship came back yesterday. I never take him seriously anymore but it was nice spending time with him. I thought *for sure* he was gone gone but because he’s on the spectrum and time moves differently for him, he just disappears and reappears.
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’ve been thinking about how Mr situationship came back yesterday. I never take him seriously anymore but it was nice spending time with him. I thought *for sure* he was gone gone but because he’s on the spectrum and time moves differently for him, he just disappears and reappears.