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Aljo and some Ugly Stones
@alazary.bsky.social
⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Promonesgal
🌈 Professionalestest shitposter
🥦 Linguistics-skilled-n-pilled
♨️ Profanity, dark edgy humor, stronger language, inexplicably excessive usage of the word tranny
🗣❌dni: turfs, genocide-tards and sht
I'd like to make more shitpost but it's actually creativity mana consuming

like if i could channel all my thoughts into writing a book and not to make bs on BS those 1.4k posts would probably make a pretty long story

20-50k words long story
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I need to wash my head i think greasy hair is -6 aura
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gallisman

*An enormous gallstone of an enormous bird*

[Uncommon]

Mildly magical.
Makes your enemies experience an immense biliary colic.
In my Crystal Advent Calendar today, I got a green aventurine! Its so beautiful! Green aventurine is really good for stress relief and for helping you be open to new opportunities. It can also help release old patterns. Huzzah! #Crystal #greenaventurine #opportunities
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Womanhunt
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Estrogen makes my eyebrows go higher

or i just started to be wondered by things more

can't be sure on that ^^
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
oh man what is taking care of yourself, can i just be an estro-junkie and be 11/10 please
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
cheeky

the word is cheeky
i need being able to have faster pace (twice as fast as a normie speaks)

and a vocal weight but not the boyish weight but some powerfem weight so no bitch will call me a boy when im getting them kirked with my charlie4000 hyperpop gun that carries the flame 🔥 (heat from fire, fire from heat)
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Heat from fire is actually a very helpful phrase
Ig it took me one day or so to tune my voice back into some more desirable shape
but there's still much work to do

i think everytranny should kinda learn about it so we can use the phrase as a universal password :3
i need being able to have faster pace (twice as fast as a normie speaks)

and a vocal weight but not the boyish weight but some powerfem weight so no bitch will call me a boy when im getting them kirked with my charlie4000 hyperpop gun that carries the flame 🔥 (heat from fire, fire from heat)
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
unFunny how the most vocal heads screaming abt some biological truth have no idea about real biology

Well if I'm not biological, good for me, I'm a rock, I'm a stone, I'm a Stonewall

Changing my biological sex characteristics on flight like in a nightmare of some conservative member of the party 👻
"Biological people" was always where this eugenicist rhetoric was headed - ie "biological women", "biological pronouns" - because they genuinely don't believe trans people are even human. This dehumanizing language is essential for them to paint trans people as genetically incompatible with society.
Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i need being able to have faster pace (twice as fast as a normie speaks)

and a vocal weight but not the boyish weight but some powerfem weight so no bitch will call me a boy when im getting them kirked with my charlie4000 hyperpop gun that carries the flame 🔥 (heat from fire, fire from heat)
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
ig im gonna go watch some voice guides again
tho as a voice actor i can actually rely on something more profound and my former experiences (years of)

oh yeah im currently sick mb it also affects my voicefuck
need to get better before really judging
and i kinda fucked it up with my voice training
used to have a nicely passing voice
at first as a voice prank teen, later as a trans girl desperately seeking euphoria in Minecraft servers with VC mod

similar thing with YT videos and something that i forgot about and will remember randomly
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
hey, a good piece of advice:

don't just pile up your skills until the "good times" not practicing

it might turn out while the opportunity is more visible your skills have become rusty and deteriorated and you actually aren't capable of said things
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We are pyrite

We carry the flame 🔥💪✝️✝️⛷️⛷️☦️⛑️⛑️
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have little boobs ☺️

— she has little boobs! oaoaoao 💪🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🥰😍😍😍
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
can the world stop getting enshittified btw? like righwing bs and stupidity everywhere; when the tide turns? who's gonna turn the tide? let's turn the tide!?
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
listen here

💙💗🤍💗💙 colored geode

we need to find a 💙💗🤍💗💙 colored geode!
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
need to find the perfectest stones to build the second Stonewall
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
okay enough getting rocked
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
lard
Ah yes!! Another bacon specimen!! This time it’s banded aragonite. #MineralMonday #GeoscienceBluesky ⚒️🧪
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We are Charlie Kirk ahh stone
The metamorphic mineral staurolite with its distinctive penetration twinning forming a cross. It’s positively delightful!! #MineralMonday #GeoscienceBluesky ⚒️🧪
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
that's the stupidest name for a rock

BugerReignite
KFSouvereignitite

looks like what pigeons leave after taking a dump
McGovernite

I got it at the Sterling Mine in Franklin, Sussex County, NJ.
It's single-source and has the longest known chemical formula of any mineral: Mn9Mg4Zn2As2Si2O17(OH)14
Don't make me do subscripts.

#MineralMonday #Nature #Photography
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
dystopian
#MineralMonday Feature: Black Tourmaline
Also called schorl, this Brazilian tourmaline forms dramatic, glossy black crystals with vertical grooves running along their sides. It’s one of the most recognizable varieties of tourmaline 🖤
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fuckin beautiful 😍
it reminds me of some fat canned meat straight from some old soviet times bunker, the sound, the smell, the drill of opening a fresh metal can that was laying underground since 20+ years before you were born
very refreshing
((never ate it yet tho))

btw actually a beautiful rock
#MineralMonday

📷 Cryolite & Siderite

Known by Inuits long time, first samples recovered start 1800's. Commercially mined from 1854, peak production 1942+1985, site closed ~1987. Worlds largest reserve of naturally ocurring Cryolite

📍 Ivigtût Mine, Greenland 🇬🇱

#RockyMonday #geology #minerals
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
looks terrible, no wonder i prefer pens over pencils

you tell me this dumbstone is goin to cover me in this poisonous gray ish coloring? disgusting

the flakes of this material get stuck in paper... weird. what it they get into my eyes lungs and bloodstream
328 of #365Minerals 🧪⚒️

Graphite:
- Composed of carbon
- Same composition as diamond but a different structure
- Forms in metamorphic/igneous rocks & meteorites
- Used in electrical conductors, lubricants, pencils
- Its name comes from the Greek "γράφειν/graphein" (to write) #minerals #MineralMonday
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i think i wanna have a new hobby: bully the ugly rocks
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM