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Anna B
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I quit smoking so my whole hawk-watching scheme got utterly wrecked.
I feel like I see the neighborhood hawk all the time, but I know how confirmation bias works. I want some proper data, so;
Q: Did I see the neighborhood hawk today?
A: Yes
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I feel like I see the neighborhood hawk all the time, but I know how confirmation bias works. I want some proper data, so;
Q: Did I see the neighborhood hawk today?
A: Yes
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my big "old man yells at cloud" thing is when gen-z misuses the word bridge to describe the part of the song thats really more like the middle 8. The bridge is the part that links the verse to the chorus, not the extra little part 3\4 of the way through that sounds different to all the other parts.
February 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
this is how i make my lazy-girl beef wellington. This is how i ran my lazy-girl marathon. This is how i engineered my lazy-girl suspension bridge. shut up.
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my eyelids hurt.
January 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I could sit on my ass all weekend with nary a thought floating through my brain, but tell me I have an appointment across town in an hour and a half? I could reorganize my whole apartment suddenly. I could broker a peace treaty. I could solve the crisis in cosmology right now. I won`t, but I could.
January 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tell me about the apples you like
January 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I am absolutely dying to know what happened when Jane Goodall and Anna Wintour were in the same room at the same time. Was there eye contact? Who looked away first? I need to know!
January 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
time is a flat circle oh wait nevermind i forgot i put a donut in the panini press
January 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Who`s got 2 thumbs and roasted nearly 70 tons of coffee this year. It`s a rhetorical question. I`m very tired.
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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repost for better luck next year
December 31, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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We unfortunately have to stan a deep-cover, anti-monarchist saboteur
Evidently the princess of Norway married an insane American “psychic”scam artist who is also gay, and who is so stunningly unpopular in Norway he may cause Norway to formally become a republic rather than constitutional monarchy.
December 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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My gingerbread for this year. Merry Christmas and happy Voyages to all!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Same.
December 13, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Had an apocalypse dream last night but oddly, it wasn`t a nightmare? Birds and lizards were attacking, the sky was all dark purple hurricanes, but people just kept shrugging and going to flea markets for some reason. Lots of flea markets in the apocalyptic dreamscape.
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I hope they never find him, honestly.
December 7, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Today I saw a benedictine monk in full robes (under a puffer jacket, which I love as a look) solve the cafe public-access rubik`s cube and mic-drop it back on the counter, victorious.
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Sigourney Weaver rehearsing for ALIEN.
November 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM