AL DeF
@aldef.bsky.social
Chicken/dog/kid herder and printer outta KCMO. Tryin to keep up without getting pulled down.
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I acted in self defense is the new I was just following orders.
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I acted in self defense is the new I was just following orders.
We got our kid a passport last year, I could see "papers please" without the please coming
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
We got our kid a passport last year, I could see "papers please" without the please coming
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"we are what we pretend to be" - vonnegut
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"we are what we pretend to be" - vonnegut
Sorry, friend. Happy Holidaze, i have a little giftbag for you, should our paths cross. Best wishes for 2026!
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sorry, friend. Happy Holidaze, i have a little giftbag for you, should our paths cross. Best wishes for 2026!
I grew up poor and remember thinking: “So was i NOT good enough this year?” while watching my richer (ruder) cousins get way better gifts. As Jesus intended, i guess.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I grew up poor and remember thinking: “So was i NOT good enough this year?” while watching my richer (ruder) cousins get way better gifts. As Jesus intended, i guess.
I try to pour the helper energy into my kid and my marriage and my gig and my pets and i’m still left feeling sadsadsad and madmadmad ALL.THE.TIME. It all feels deeply hopeless right now.
Need to get off the internet
Need to get off the internet
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I try to pour the helper energy into my kid and my marriage and my gig and my pets and i’m still left feeling sadsadsad and madmadmad ALL.THE.TIME. It all feels deeply hopeless right now.
Need to get off the internet
Need to get off the internet
Both little glimpses into tiny, seemly insignificant (to my reality) struggles gutted me to the point i’m thinking about them both, hours later. I’m a helper. i want to help. But all the problems of the world and this country and the leadership and all the pain, big and small, it’s just TOO MUCH.
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Both little glimpses into tiny, seemly insignificant (to my reality) struggles gutted me to the point i’m thinking about them both, hours later. I’m a helper. i want to help. But all the problems of the world and this country and the leadership and all the pain, big and small, it’s just TOO MUCH.
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Plot twist: The machines won't bang them either.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Plot twist: The machines won't bang them either.
Def feel for people but how anyone with massive medical issues could think team red has anything to offer them but Drop Dead is sorta mind blowing. Thx for sharing the gift link tho, I sincerely WANT to understand.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Def feel for people but how anyone with massive medical issues could think team red has anything to offer them but Drop Dead is sorta mind blowing. Thx for sharing the gift link tho, I sincerely WANT to understand.
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At this stage this is just an excuse for a bunch of men to manhandle women. I’m sorry but this is a sexual pervert’s wet dream and I bet this demographic will be signing up in droves just to get off legally.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At this stage this is just an excuse for a bunch of men to manhandle women. I’m sorry but this is a sexual pervert’s wet dream and I bet this demographic will be signing up in droves just to get off legally.
I’m in KCMO and we had our first real snow yesterday. Cruised around the most REDICKULOUS lifted truck spinspinspinning his back wheels at a stoplight in my little front wheel drive SUV. Get some weight in the back, buddy!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m in KCMO and we had our first real snow yesterday. Cruised around the most REDICKULOUS lifted truck spinspinspinning his back wheels at a stoplight in my little front wheel drive SUV. Get some weight in the back, buddy!!!!