Alysa 🍀
@aleeeesa.bsky.social
Rambling thoughts from a random human
& no, that's not how you pronounce my name
& no, that's not how you pronounce my name
Just do the dang thing already!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just do the dang thing already!!!
All the puppy play dates in 2026 🐕🥎
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All the puppy play dates in 2026 🐕🥎
I think it's time to hibernate for the rest of the month 🥱
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I think it's time to hibernate for the rest of the month 🥱
..and then there's the Steam winter sale 🎮💸
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
..and then there's the Steam winter sale 🎮💸
I think there's a word out there that describes the action of collecting more books when you have a bunch already on your TBR. I have that, but also for video games. 🕹️
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think there's a word out there that describes the action of collecting more books when you have a bunch already on your TBR. I have that, but also for video games. 🕹️
Also, imagine being proud about being mean?? Get help!
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Also, imagine being proud about being mean?? Get help!
I know, I'd be obsessed with me too 🥰💖
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know, I'd be obsessed with me too 🥰💖
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
It blows my mind every year how distracted everyone gets about sports. Imagine if people cared that much about something that actually mattered?
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It blows my mind every year how distracted everyone gets about sports. Imagine if people cared that much about something that actually mattered?
Better participation from the trick-or-treaters this time around~ One kid remembered us from last year!
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better participation from the trick-or-treaters this time around~ One kid remembered us from last year!
What's really spooky is people's ability to cling to awful habits while also blaming everyone else for their problems. 🎃👻
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What's really spooky is people's ability to cling to awful habits while also blaming everyone else for their problems. 🎃👻
I really love seeing everyone in their transformative~ life stages rn, despite....... it all.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I really love seeing everyone in their transformative~ life stages rn, despite....... it all.
Sidenote, no one has a 5 year plan anymore, right? Cuz shit's getting DARK, fam. 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Sidenote, no one has a 5 year plan anymore, right? Cuz shit's getting DARK, fam. 🥲
LOL, keep trying, boo! 👻😘
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
LOL, keep trying, boo! 👻😘
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Bought a new/old camera and I'm SO excited to take more photos. 🥹📸
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bought a new/old camera and I'm SO excited to take more photos. 🥹📸
Learned about the relationship between tachinid flies and monarch caterpillars the hard way 🥲
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Learned about the relationship between tachinid flies and monarch caterpillars the hard way 🥲
Thinking about the 13 month calendar we should be following a lot today.
September 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thinking about the 13 month calendar we should be following a lot today.
I know we're in a birth rate decline, but WHOA is everyone having babies rn. 🙈 So many babies!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know we're in a birth rate decline, but WHOA is everyone having babies rn. 🙈 So many babies!!