Aleja
@alejaburns.bsky.social
I will be reskeeting sex workers cause they deserve it. Im just waiting for an excuse to talk your ear off about video games or movies. The pink kitty cat witch of your sweetest nightmares. She/her
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Aleja
@alejaburns.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Broke: The Southern states are a lost cause, cut em loose
Woke: plenty of good people are trapped behind gop gerrmanders
Bespoke: send in the military and do another reconstruction
Woke: plenty of good people are trapped behind gop gerrmanders
Bespoke: send in the military and do another reconstruction
Omg are we STILL talking about tarantinos taste in movies???
Look peeps, hes a weird guy whose gonna have weird opinions sometimes. Its not THAT interesting
Look peeps, hes a weird guy whose gonna have weird opinions sometimes. Its not THAT interesting
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Omg are we STILL talking about tarantinos taste in movies???
Look peeps, hes a weird guy whose gonna have weird opinions sometimes. Its not THAT interesting
Look peeps, hes a weird guy whose gonna have weird opinions sometimes. Its not THAT interesting
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Do you like top tgirls? 😈
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do you like top tgirls? 😈
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TV commercials are so much less annoying than YouTube ads cause tv had someone decide where to put the commercial break, tv shows were even paced around where the breaks would be while YouTube ads can interrupt someone mid-sentence and there can be three or more for a ten minute video.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
TV commercials are so much less annoying than YouTube ads cause tv had someone decide where to put the commercial break, tv shows were even paced around where the breaks would be while YouTube ads can interrupt someone mid-sentence and there can be three or more for a ten minute video.
Gigi moved into town and immediately started making fun of me
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gigi moved into town and immediately started making fun of me
ITS PERFECT
🔮 OKAY EVERYONE FREAK OUT BUPPY FOUND THE PERFECT HAT
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ITS PERFECT
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This is what a peak gaming physique looks like
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is what a peak gaming physique looks like
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Possibly the greatest tweet of all time
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Possibly the greatest tweet of all time
sometimes me and my non-binary boyfriend have straight sex. As a treat.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
sometimes me and my non-binary boyfriend have straight sex. As a treat.
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Jane needs some alone time once in a while.
#JaneRead #MILF #commission
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#JaneRead #MILF #commission
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December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Jane needs some alone time once in a while.
#JaneRead #MILF #commission
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#JaneRead #MILF #commission
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Easy unwrapping
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Easy unwrapping
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Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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Bay Area
I’ll be there Jan 12th-16th doing photoshoots
Email me
I’ll be there Jan 12th-16th doing photoshoots
Email me
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Bay Area
I’ll be there Jan 12th-16th doing photoshoots
Email me
I’ll be there Jan 12th-16th doing photoshoots
Email me
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Flex Friday so pick it up put it down and remember that training with safety and consistency in all things you do matters most for progress and skill
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Flex Friday so pick it up put it down and remember that training with safety and consistency in all things you do matters most for progress and skill
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The stream is live!
Join us for liberal slop, chinese robots and chatbot psychosis :)
twitch.tv/sophie_frm_m...
Join us for liberal slop, chinese robots and chatbot psychosis :)
twitch.tv/sophie_frm_m...
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The stream is live!
Join us for liberal slop, chinese robots and chatbot psychosis :)
twitch.tv/sophie_frm_m...
Join us for liberal slop, chinese robots and chatbot psychosis :)
twitch.tv/sophie_frm_m...
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learning to sing scream by florence and the machine
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
learning to sing scream by florence and the machine
Lol no the fuck they wont. "Hey rather than using the existing delivery system that is tax payer funded, lets spend our own money to set up distribution centers in every fucking back water hick town. "
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lol no the fuck they wont. "Hey rather than using the existing delivery system that is tax payer funded, lets spend our own money to set up distribution centers in every fucking back water hick town. "
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Why do vibrators feel so goood
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Why do vibrators feel so goood
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:(. R.i.P. Shang Tseung.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
:(. R.i.P. Shang Tseung.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...