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Aleja

@alejaburns.bsky.social

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I will be reskeeting sex workers cause they deserve it. Im just waiting for an excuse to talk your ear off about video games or movies. The pink kitty cat witch of your sweetest nightmares. She/her

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · Dec 20

Broke: The Southern states are a lost cause, cut em loose
Woke: plenty of good people are trapped behind gop gerrmanders
Bespoke: send in the military and do another reconstruction

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Lucy 🌸 @lucythetwinkie.bsky.social · 5h

Wanna pull down my panties and see whats hiding underneath? ☺️

Femboy in thigh highs and crop top, with visible bulge.

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 5h

Boy trying to consolidate 401k from previous employeers sure is FUN

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17h

follow me for

1) random erotica snippets
2) retweeting porn
3) communism
4) Sometimes, I'll just tweet shit like, "The Enterprise D should have had the ability to launch space superiority fighters out of tubes along the saucer section"

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 21h

After really enjoying survival gothic film Matango, im now watching The Queen of Black Magic from india

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James D. Compass @djcomps.bsky.social · 1d

"Ah, little godling, this rush of battle makes me oh, so excited! You won't mind keeping me company awhile longer after we're done, mm?~"
Aphrodite, winner of my latest poll! SFW ver.

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 23h

gorgeous

Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 1d

The Descent is just SO upsetting

Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the scariest horror movie you’ve ever seen?

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 1d

What about wasps?

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · Sep 8

BREAKING: feddy fivebear killed my fat white ass

a five nights at Freddy's standee featuring all the animatronics staring down at a blonde woman doing the peter griffin death pose

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🎃 Fall-mode pink cat 🎃 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 1d

Oh.

Interesting.

Finally got to the finding out part of fucking around, didn't you, Ben?

Turns out the Nazis don't like Jews too much?

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 1d

Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism

Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media

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Danny Dearest @incubusteeth.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i’m postin the same cosplay 3 days in a row. hope my thighs n my post-💦 lewk make up for that :P 🖤

#femboy #stonersunday #stonersky #ftm #trans #goth #alt #lingerie #twink

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 1d

Yay mountains

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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · Aug 24

Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominó em que as peças ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peça menor onde o texto diz em inglês "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peça maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches são).

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Rinzy 🔞 ➡️ ??? @rinzy.art · 1d

longbubu

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 2d

BlueSky not allowing pictures in DMs means I don't see unsolicited dick pics from men, but it also means I don't see solicited dick pics from women. :\

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Brendan Foley @thetruebrendanf.bsky.social · 1d

The stretch of this movie that is just beautiful women in blood-soaked gowns chasing each other around a haunted castle is just caaaaaaaaaaandy.

Brendan Foley @thetruebrendanf.bsky.social · 1d

It's not a ghost story,

It's a story with a ghost in it.

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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · 1d

Altair 💗

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malsocio @malsocio.bsky.social · 7d

im making gijinkas for f*ucked up bootleg consoles

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Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social · 2d

always fun to ponder tits

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Alex & Sharon Shaw @schoolofmovies.bsky.social · 2d

This week's Patreon-exclusive bonus episode is on Wes Craven's most socially-conscious horror; The People Under the Stairs. We got some real Del Toro vibes off this one, as the monsters are humanised and the humans are monstrous!
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