Maybe he’s not even a top 5 guy to wear a Laker uniform but you can’t deny that when Nike decides to rebrand you as the Black Mamba after your rape trial, people believe it.

"Ms. Miller… revealed on the debut episode of her podcast that [Stephen] Miller eats only mayonnaise. Literally."

I'm sorry, what now

for about a year and a half i seriously thought it was pronounced carree luhver

worcester was booked, they're too big-time for something like this

For the Gen Z’s reading: www.brookings.edu/articles/coo...

I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?

many are saying

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

their awful idea is that this is a war, war is ugly, and singling out the deaths of children in an ugly war involving israel is a rhetorical attack on the jewish state, accusing them of child murder even though kids always die in wars.

they are, of course, sickeningly deluded about all of this

CYRUS MENTIONED, WE ARE SO BACK