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Alexaurio
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jotacedt.bsky.social
-¡Número seis!
-Tell me whyyyy, ain't nothin' but a heaaaartache...
-¡AHORA TODOS JUNTOS!
-Tell me why, ain't nothin' but a mistaaaake!!!!
-¡Ohhhh, siento escalofríos!
-La cinco. La cinco es la que se cargó a siete mil ancianos.
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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maxberger.bsky.social
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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subetealanutria.bsky.social
Deduzco por vuestros bluits que Melody ha recibido La Llamada™.
May 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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drfleibur.bsky.social
Mi primer mensaje en esta mañana en el grupo de los colegas para que no se me esfumase.
April 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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noveasestapeli.bsky.social
Lo peor es cuando antes de la peli te ponen lo de "Esta película se emite con menos anuncios".
MUCHAS GRACIAS, BEZOS, MENOS MAL QUE ME PONES MENOS ANUNCIOS EN ESTA PELI DE LA FANTASTIC FACTORY
antoniovuarnet.bsky.social Vuarnet @antoniovuarnet.bsky.social · Mar 12
PERO CÓMO QUE 2 MINUTOS DE PUBLICIDAD A MITAD DE UNA PELÍCULA DE PRIME VIDEO, BEZOS HIJO DE PUTA MISERABLE Y CUTRE, QUE TE MERECES TODO LO QUE TE DICEN Y MÁS, CUTRE, QUE ERES UN CUTRE Y TE VAS A IR A LA MIERDA CON TUS ABUSOS, PEDAZO DE GILIPOLLAS.
March 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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jsilverplatinum.bsky.social
A cop car accidentally rear-ends another car. The driver gets out and angrily starts pounding his fists on the cop car. A second driver gets out of his car and joins him. The cop says “I get why he’s mad, but why are you here?” The second man says “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought it was finally happening”
March 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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infusionlogica.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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drfleibur.bsky.social
- ¡Hola!
*Llorando y completamente abatido sobre el volante* -Antonio Lobato...
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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esqueer.net
A screenshot of a Twitter/X exchange. Elon Musk (@elonmusk) tweets: "One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was apply aggressive censorship." The tweet has 1.1K replies, 1.7K retweets, 14K likes, and 346K views. Below, a user named "punished evan loves worf" (@eeesssjjj) replies with a single word: "cisgender." Below the reply, a notification from X states: "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X’s rules against Hateful Conduct," with a "Learn more" link. The interface follows X's standard dark theme, with Elon Musk’s profile picture showing him speaking on stage with an American flag in the background.
February 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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thebeaverton.com
China’s new and cheaper magic beans shock America’s unprepared magic bean salesmen
China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen
American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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vigalondo.bsky.social
RECORDAD. Una década es larga mientras la vives, pero cuanto más tiempo pasa menos espacio ocupa en la memoria histórica. Dentro de cinco siglos la distancia entre el holocausto y el gesto de Musk será insignificante. Estarán en el mismo párrafo. Vivimos en ese párrafo.
January 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
it’s a Roman Salute!
4 panel comic in response to Elon Musk doing a Nazi Salute Panel 1 Orange Guy and Purple Guy watch Musk do a Nazi Salute on a big screen Purple Guy: It’s a Roman Salute Panel 2 Orange Guy and Purple Guy look up at giant banner featuring a picture of Musk with a tiny moustache Purple Guy: It’s a Chaplin ‘Tache Panel 3 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of soldiers who are all Sieg Heiling Purple Guy: It’s a Freedom Force Panel 4 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of prisoners walking into a sleek silver tunnel Purple Guy: It’s a cyber camp
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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chazhutton.com
A little comic about desire paths.
Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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azulworow.bsky.social
No promete nada la versión española de Transformers...
January 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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zoraidazaro.bsky.social
En la puerta del supermercado hay una persona pidiendo con un cartel que pone "mañana podrías ser tú". El punto Dimensión Desconocida de esto no es lo pasivoagresivo del cartel, sino que en cada ocasión que lo he visto, la persona era distinta. Stephen King escribió "La Tienda" con menos.
January 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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briamgilbert.bsky.social
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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mediotic.bsky.social
A James Woods se le ha quemado la casa de madera. Fijo que eso no les ha pasado ni a Sharon Stone ni a Jeremy Irons
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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08181.es
EEUU está siguiendo paso a paso el argumento de Idiocracy.
January 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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aquelcoche.bsky.social
Yo: voy a mirar las valoraciones de esta TV de 43" que me interesa...

José Luis: "me llegó rápido y perfectamente empaquetada" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ana: "perfecta para un salón mediano" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Pedro: "encendió a la primera" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
there we go
the same image but in the bottom left is the playstation logo with the slogan "play has no limits."
January 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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luispastorart.bsky.social
CUANDO ERES TAN TIMIDO QUE LE PIDES A TU MADRE QUE LLAME POR TI A LA HORA DE DELINQUIR!
Hablemos de falsificaciones.
Hablemos de un equipo.
Hablemos de amores perdidos.
Hablemos de Shaun Greenhalgh
#hilarte
December 30, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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camaradabakunin.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
the obvious answer is to offer a service that doesn’t drive their customers into murderous fugue states but I bet this article is like “what if we provided every CEO with some kind of Pacific Rim-style mech suit”
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM